Loopy Limericks

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So Wednesday came up with a dance
Which might seem obscene at first glance
As her body contorted
Her proportions distorted

4090

So Wednesday came up with a dance
Which might seem obscene at first glance
As her body contorted
Her proportions distorted
Until everyone could see France.

I once bought an office-trade gift that

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I once bought an office-trade gift that
'twas a hit right off the bat

4092

I once bought an office-trade gift that
'twas a hit right off the bat.
"Twas orange and conic

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I once bought an office-trade gift that
'twas a hit right off the bat.
"Twas orange and conic
Flew near supersonic

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I once bought an office-trade gift that
'twas a hit right off the bat.
"Twas orange and conic,
Flew near supersonic.
'Twas a jet-propelled, traffic cone hat.

A chanting explorer from Leeds

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A chanting explorer from Leeds
Was known for his dastardly deeds

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A chanting explorer from Leeds
Was known for his dastardly deeds
He soon lit a match

4097

A chanting explorer from Leeds
Was known for his dastardly deeds
He soon lit a match
That burned someone’s snatch

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A chanting explorer from Leeds
Was known for his dastardly deeds
He soon lit a match
That burned someone’s snatch
Now seen on social media feeds

My dachshund’s been acting so odd

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My dachshund’s been acting so odd
He’s starting to act like he’s God

4100

My dachshund’s been acting so odd.
He’s starting to act like he’s God.
He glows in the dark

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My dachshund’s been acting so odd.
He’s starting to act like he’s God.
He glows in the dark
He bites like a shark

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My dachshund’s been acting so odd.
He’s starting to act like he’s God.
He glows in the dark.
He bites like a shark.
And creates universes on the blackboard.

My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost

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My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost
I’m driving and my visibility is lost

4104

My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost
I’m driving and my visibility is lost
I could turn on the blower

-“BB”-

4105

My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost
I’m driving and my visibility is lost
I could turn on the blower
But its temp’s stuck on ‘LOWER’

4106

My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost
I’m driving and my visibility is lost
I could turn on the blower
But its temp’s stuck on ‘LOWER’
I’ll just pray that I hit something soft.

Trump’s now selling digital cards

-“BB”

4107

Trump’s now selling digital cards
Pitched mainly at dolts and retards

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Trump’s now selling digital cards
Pitched mainly at dolts and retards
My boss bought a pack