Loopy Limericks

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Trump’s now selling digital cards
Pitched mainly at dolts and retards.
My boss bought a pack.
I knew he was whack

Trump’s now selling digital cards
Pitched mainly at dolts and retards.
My boss bought a pack.
I knew he was whack
But he’s such a big fan of Dotard’s.

The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1

The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1
All but guaranteed a great playoff run

The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1
All but guaranteed a great playoff run
But Hurts just got hurt

The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1,
All but guaranteed a great playoff run.
But Hurts just got hurt.
He’s down in the dirt

The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1,
All but guaranteed a great playoff run.
But Hurts just got hurt.
He’s down in the dirt
So we might see them go one and done.

The snow’s blanket covers my yard

-“BB”-

The snow’s blanket covers my yard
So clearing a path will be hard

The snow’s blanket covers my yard
So clearing a path will be hard.
My back and my knees

The snow’s blanket covers my yard
So clearing a path will be hard.
My back and my knees
My chest pain, my wheeze

The snow’s blanket covers my yard
So clearing a path will be hard.
My back and my knees
My chest pain, my wheeze . .
. . . Now where was that neighbor kid’s card?

It’s now near the end of by shift

It’s now near the end of by shift
But my boss is not very swift

It’s now near the end of by shift
But my boss is not very swift
He gave me way more to do

It’s now near the end of my shift
But my boss is not very swift
He gave me way more to do
So I said, “Screw you!”

It’s now near the end of my shift
But my boss is not very swift
He gave me way more to do
So I said, “Screw you!”
And left while incredibly miffed

I have to go to the airport

I have to go to the airport.
It’s my least favorite form of transport

I have to go to the airport.
It’s my least favorite form of transport
It’s no surpise

I have to go to the airport.
It’s my least favorite form of transport
It’s no surpise
For my frustration to rise

I have to go to the airport.
It’s my least favorite form of transport
It’s no surpise
For my frustration to rise
Those ‘excess’ baggage fees are a rort!

On a fine sunny day in the park

On a fine sunny day in the park
I met a Russian oligarch

On a fine sunny day in the park
I met a Russian oligarch
He asked if I’d watch his yacht