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4149

A venerable scholar from Yale,
Whose writings were beyond the pale
Found to his delight

4150

A venerable scholar from Yale,
Whose writings were beyond the pale,
Found, to his delight,
Ultraviolet light

4151

A venerable scholar from Yale,
Whose writings were beyond the pale,
Found, to his delight,
Ultraviolet light
Made his dick glow like the real Holy Grail

A horny young nun had a liking

4152

A horny young nun had a liking
For young folks she found while hiking

4153

A horny young nun had a liking
For young folks she found while hiking
Til she straddled an abbot

4154

A horny young nun had a liking
For young folks she found while hiking
Til she straddled an abbot
Who humped like a rabbit

4155

A horny young nun had a liking
For young folks she found while hiking
Til she straddled an abbot
Who humped like a rabbit
And left her yearning for a Viking.

Tarragon, sage, and rosemary

4156

Tarragon, sage, and rosemary
Cooking with herbs is quite scary

4157

Tarragon, sage, and rosemary
Cooking with herbs is quite scary
But he herb that I need

4158

Tarragon, sage, and rosemary
Cooking with herbs is quite scary
But the herb that I need
Is called caraway seed,

-“BB”-

4159

Tarragon, sage, and rosemary
Cooking with herbs is quite scary
But the herb that I need
Is called caraway seed,
A favourite snack of my canary.

I wish you a Happy New Year

4160

I wish you a Happy New Year
Filled with liqour and wine and beer

4161

I wish you a Happy New Year
Filled with liqour and wine and beer
With dancing and song

4162

I wish you a Happy New Year
Filled with liqour and wine and beer
With dancing and song
As we wander along

4163

I wish you a Happy New Year
Filled with liqour and wine and beer
With dancing and song
As we wander along
Peeing here, and then here, and then here.

I thought, as I filled up my bong

4164

I thought, as I filled up my bong
I could write the next great song

4165

I thought, as I filled up my bong
I could write the next great song
But I don’t know why

4166

I thought, as I filled up my bong,
I could write the next great song.
But I don’t know why,
Since “American Pie”

-“BB”-

4167

I thought, as I filled up my bong,
I could write the next great song.
But I don’t know why,
Since American Pie,
Playing flute in C-major seems… wrong.

This morning, as soon as I woke

4168

This morning, as soon as I woke
I fell out of bed and nearly broke