This morning, as soon as I woke
I fell out of bed and nearly broke
My wrists were quite sore
This morning, as soon as I woke
I fell out of bed and nearly broke
My wrists were quite sore
As if a dinosaur
This morning, as soon as I woke
I fell out of bed and nearly broke
My wrists were quite sore
As if a dinosaur
Swung his tail in a masterstroke.
As I lifted a weight I heard a crack
As I lifted a weight I heard a crack
And I thought, “Oh-oh! That’s my back…”
As I lifted a weight I heard a crack
And I thought, “Oh-oh! That’s my back…”
Some vertebra’s strayed
As I lifted a weight I heard a crack
And I thought, “Oh-oh! That’s my back…”
Some vertebra’s strayed
Now my legs are splayed
As I lifted a weight I heard a crack
And I thought, “Oh-oh! That’s my back…”
Some vertebra’s strayed
Now my legs are splayed
And I’m pretty sure my doc is a quack.
A new Congress is now in session
A new Congress is now in session
Which is likely to trigger aggression
A new Congress is now in session,
Which is likely to trigger aggression.
They’re barking like dogs
A new Congress is now in session,
Which is likely to trigger aggression.
They’re barking like dogs
Outside it’s raining frogs
A new Congress is now in session,
Which is likely to trigger aggression.
They’re barking like dogs
Outside it’s raining frogs
And they’re tallying up indiscretions.
A shoe salesman who was quite genial
A shoe salesman who was quite genial
Liked to measure folks’ feet with his penial
A shoe salesman who was quite genial
Liked to measure folks’ feet with his penial
He’d quick whip it out
A shoe salesman, who was quite genial,
Liked to measure folks’ feet with his penial.
He’d quick whip it out,
Though sometimes they’d shout
A shoe salesman, who was quite genial,
Liked to measure folks’ feet with his penial.
He’d quick whip it out,
Though sometimes they’d shout
“If the shoe doesn’t fit, your weenie’ll”
The advice that i gave to my son
The advice that I gave to my son
“Enjoy your youth while you’re young”
The advice that I gave to my son
“Enjoy your youth while you’re young.”
'Cause at the end of the day,
(… just wish I could post all three lines to finish out the limerick, because I’ve got a perfect ending.
Maybe I’ll post it after this is completed, just for comparison.)
-“BB”-
The advice that I gave to my son
“Enjoy your youth while you’re young.”
'Cause at the end of the day,
It will all fall away
The advice that I gave to my son
“Enjoy your youth while you’re young
'Cause at the end of the day,
It will all fall away
And all that’s left is to carry on."
@Bicycle_Bill you’re up!
As promised …
The advice that I gave to my son (… opening line supplied by Fear_Itself)
“Enjoy your youth while you’re young (… second line provided by knoodler)
'Cause at the end of the day, (… my in-play contribution, and then the remainder)
You’ll wind up old and gray,
And regret things that never were done.
… … And I speak with the wisdom gained from years of personal experience …
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Enough crying in my beer … let’s kick off a new one …
Made it through one more Friday thirteen
-“BB”-