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4189

Made it through one more Friday thirteen
Though not sober, dressed, solvent or clean

4190

Made it through one more Friday thirteen
Though not sober, dressed, solvent or clean
In spite of bad luck

4191

Made it through one more Friday thirteen
Though not sober, dressed, solvent or clean
In spite of bad luck
I’m not lightning struck

4192

Made it through one more Friday thirteen
Though not sober, dressed, solvent or clean
In spite of bad luck
I’m not lightning struck
But I swallowed whole a hot burrito supreme.

Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess.

4193

Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess.
I’ve looked, but I’ve had no success

4194

Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess.
I’ve looked, but I’ve had no success
It’s not under there

4195

Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess.
I’ve looked, but I’ve had no success
It’s not under there
And it’s not by the stairs,

-“BB”-

4196

Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess.
I’ve looked, but I’ve had no success.
It’s not under there,
And it’s not by the stairs.
I’ll just have to gnaw things, I guess.

By back has been vengeful today

4197

By back has been vengeful today
I get twinges of pain that betray

4198

My back has been vengeful today
I get twinges of pain that betray
My sedentary life

I thought ‘By’ was a keyboard error

4199

My back has been vengeful today.
I get twinges of pain that betray
My sedentary life.
It stabs like a knife

I thought ‘By’ was a keyboard error [Definitely was - thanks]

4200

My back has been vengeful today.
I get twinges of pain that betray
My sedentary life.
It stabs like a knife
Or a needle used for crochet

Please replace my spine with a steel spring

4201

Please replace my spine with a steel spring
The current one’s held in place with string

4202

Please replace my spine with a steel spring
The current one’s held in place with string
And red sealing wax

4203

Please replace my spine with a steel spring
The current one’s held in place with string
And red sealing wax
Rusty carpet tacks

4204

Please replace my spine with a steel spring
The current one’s held in place with string
And red sealing wax
Rusty carpet tacks
And a petrified buffalo wing.

We’ve had a few streets become flooded

4205

We’ve had a few streets become flooded.
Landslide have made others mudded.

-“BB”-

4206

We’ve had a few streets become flooded.
Landslide have made others mudded.
So to keep us afloat,

4207

We’ve had a few streets become flooded.
Landslide have made others mudded.
So to keep us afloat,
I lashed five dogs to a goat

4208

We’ve had a few streets become flooded.
Landslide have made others mudded.
So to keep us afloat,
I lashed five dogs to a goat
The goat didn’t float but it shoulded.

Got a bulb out to change the light