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4209

Got a bulb out to change the light –
But wrong wattage, so it wasn’t as bright

-“BB”-

4210

Got a bulb out to change the light –
But wrong wattage, so it wasn’t as bright.
The shadows were deep

4211

Got a bulb out to change the light –
But wrong wattage, so it wasn’t as bright.
The shadows were deep
I started to weep

4212

Got a bulb out to change the light –
But wrong wattage, so it wasn’t as bright.
The shadows were deep
I started to weep
And that’s never a welcoming sight

I read the news today – oh boy

4213

I read the news today – oh boy:
“Putin’s annexed Illinois”!?!

4214

I read the news today – oh boy:
“Putin’s annexed Illinois”!?!
Knew the day would come

4215

I read the news today – oh boy:
“Putin’s annexed Illinois”!?!
Knew the day would come.
Boy, hand me down that rum

4216

[I read the news today – oh boy:
“Putin’s annexed Illinois”!?!
Knew the day would come.
Boy, hand me down that rum
We gonna bomb our homeboy?

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

4217

For the benefit of Mr. Kite
They turned around his flight

4218

For the benefit of Mr. Kite
They turned around his flight
It seems they ran out of string

4219

For the benefit of Mr. Kite
They turned around his flight.
It seems they ran out of string
To hold on the wing

4220

For the benefit of Mr. Kite
They turned around his flight.
It seems they ran out of string
To hold on the wing
Such concern for his safety seems right.

It’s great that Ukraine’s getting tanks

4221

It’s great that Ukraine’s getting tanks
They’ll be most welcome among the ranks

4222

It’s great that Ukraine’s getting tanks.
They’ll be most welcome among the ranks.
For though they don’t fly

4223

It’s great that Ukraine’s getting tanks.
They’ll be most welcome among the ranks.
For though they don’t fly
They’ll make Putin cry

-“BB”-

4224

It’s great that Ukraine’s getting tanks.
They’ll be most welcome among the ranks.
For though they don’t fly
They’ll make Putin cry
And Zelensky says, “Hey, man, thanks.”

The weekend has come once again

4225

The weekend has come once again
And I’ve got a bottle of gin

4226

The weekend has come once again
And I’ve got a bottle of gin
My wife likes to swear

4227

The weekend has come once again
And I’ve got a bottle of gin
My wife likes to swear
Like Lucky Pierre

4228

The weekend has come once again
And I’ve got a bottle of gin
My wife likes to swear
Like Lucky Pierre
And she don’t give a shit where or when.

I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose