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I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose
Despite treatment, it grows and grows

4230

I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose
Despite treatment, it grows and grows
So to stop people staring

4231

I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose
Despite treatment, it grows and grows
So to stop people staring
I’ve taken to wearing

-“BB”-

4232

I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose
Despite treatment, it grows and grows
So to stop people staring
I’ve taken to wearing
A costume from Marvel Studios.

I’ve collected much memorabilia

4233

I’ve collected much memorabilia
Of Vertebrata (but mainly Reptilia)

4234

I’ve collected much memorabilia
Of Vertebrata (but mainly Reptilia)
I’ll show you my lizard

4235

I’ve collected much memorabilia
Of Vertebrata (but mainly Reptilia)
I’ll show you my lizard
Dressed like a wizard

4236

I’ve collected much memorabilia
Of Vertebrata (but mainly Reptilia)
I’ll show you my lizard
Dressed like a wizard –
It’s my costume for herpetophilia.

(and, referring to the lizard dressed like a wizard… )

“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē

-“BB”-

4237

“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē.
He had a lizard for a toady

4238

“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē.
He had a lizard for a toady
Wore a Phrygian cap,

4239

“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē.
He had a lizard for a toady
Wore a Phrygian cap,
That stretched to his lap

4240

[“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē.
He had a lizard for a toady
Wore a Phrygian cap,
That stretched to his lap
He quaffed his whiskey and sody.

I really need a lawyer, I think

4241

I really need a lawyer, I think
They’re gonna throw me in the clink

4242

I really need a lawyer, I think
They’re gonna throw me in the clink
That lewdness charge is bunk

4243

I really need a lawyer, I think
They’re gonna throw me in the clink.
That lewdness charge is bunk
'Cause that wasn’t my junk

4244

I really need a lawyer, I think
They’re gonna throw me in the clink.
That lewdness charge is bunk
'Cause that wasn’t my junk
They saw me rinsing in the lunchroom sink

What should I plan for Valentine’s Day?

4245

What should I plan for Valentine’s Day?
Should it include a red rose bouquet?

4246

What should I plan for Valentine’s Day?
Should it include a red rose bouquet?
Or maybe some wine?

4247

What should I plan for Valentine’s Day?
Should it include a red rose bouquet?
Or maybe some wine?
Saint V., send a sign

4248

What should I plan for Valentine’s Day?
Should it include a red rose bouquet?
Or maybe some wine?
Saint V., send a sign
What - best get both? That’s the way!

Now, what can I eat as a snack?