Loopy Limericks

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Now, what can I eat as a snack?
These bacon Doritos are crack

4250

Now, what can I eat as a snack?
These bacon Doritos are crack.
But the bag is now empty

4251

Now, what can I eat as a snack?
These bacon Doritos are crack.
But the bag is now empty
There’s nothing left to tempt me

4252

Now, what can I eat as a snack?
These bacon Doritos are crack.
But the bag is now empty
There’s nothing left to tempt me
Unless I haul out my backpack.

My windshield seems to be iced over

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My windshield seems to be iced over
But I must go pick up my dog, Rover

-“BB”-

4254

My windshield seems to be iced over
But I must go pick up my dog, Rover
He’s been staying with friends

4255

My windshield seems to be iced over
But I must go pick up my dog, Rover
He’s been staying with friends
So perhaps I should cleanse

4256

My windshield seems to be iced over
But I must go pick up my dog, Rover
He’s been staying with friends
So perhaps I should cleanse
His kennel with parsley and clover?

A dangerously dim lad called Fred

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A dangerously dim lad called Fred
Got lost while looking for his bed

4258

A dangerously dim lad called Fred
Got lost while looking for his bed
Now he wanders all night

-“BB”-

4259

A dangerously dim lad called Fred
Got lost while looking for his bed
Now he wanders all night
In shoes awfully tight

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A dangerously dim lad called Fred
Got lost while looking for his bed.
Now he wanders all night,
In shoes awfully tight.
He’s a wayward, midnight sleepyhead.

I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation

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I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation
Let’s got to the train station

4262

I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation
Let’s go to the train station,
Board the overnight sleeper

4263

I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation
Let’s go to the train station,
Board the overnight sleeper
Grab a hottie and keep her

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I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation
Let’s go to the train station,
Board the overnight sleeper
Grab a hottie and keep her
And not care about our destination.

Super Bowl Sunday is near

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Super Bowl Sunday is near
I need to get wings and beer

4266

Super Bowl Sunday is near
I need to get wings and beer
I hope the score’s close

4267

Super Bowl Sunday is near
I need to get wings and beer
I hope the score’s close
And that the slo-mos

4268

Super Bowl Sunday is near
I need to get wings and beer
I hope the score’s close
And that the slo-mos
Make the ‘Wishbone offence’ play more clear.

The emu: a peculiar bird,