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4269

The emu: a peculiar bird.
It is a ratite, I have heard

4270

The emu: a peculiar bird.
It is a ratite, I have heard.
'Cause of that it can’t fly,

-“BB”-

4271

The emu: a peculiar bird.
It is a ratite, I have heard.
'Cause of that it can’t fly,
which makes me wonder why

4272

The emu: a peculiar bird.
It is a ratite, I have heard.
'Cause of that it can’t fly,
which makes me wonder why
There exists a bird so absurd.


A cowboy whose name I don’t know

4273

A cowboy whose name I don’t know
Put his herd out to graze in the snow

4274

A cowboy whose name I don’t know
Put his herd out to graze in the snow.
But he was so random

4275

A cowboy whose name I don’t know
Put his herd out to graze in the snow.
But he was so random
In ways hard to fathom

4276

A cowboy whose name I don’t know
Put his herd out to graze in the snow.
But he was so random
In ways hard to fathom
Thought chilly con carne would grow

The batter stepped up to the plate

4277

The batter stepped up to the plate
Nervously pondering his fate

4278

The batter stepped up to the plate
Nervously pondering his fate
Would he hit a home run?

4279

The batter stepped up to the plate
Nervously pondering his fate
Would he hit a home run?
Or would he come undone

4280

The batter stepped up to the plate
Nervously pondering his fate
Would he hit a home run?
Or would he come undone
And strike out after swinging too late?

While rehearsing the love-making scene

-“BB”-

4281

While rehearsing the love-making scene
I wondered if my partner was clean

4282

While rehearsing the love-making scene
I wondered if my partner was clean
Then pus oozed from my holes

4283

While rehearsing the love-making scene
I wondered if my partner was clean
Then pus oozed from my holes
From my head down to my soles

4284

While rehearsing the love-making scene
I wondered if my partner was clean
Then pus oozed from my holes
From my head down to my soles
And my limbs turned a mottled dark green.

On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t

4285

On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t
I thought this was plants but it wasn’t

4286

On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t
I thought this was plants but it wasn’t
But what do you know

4287

On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t
I thought this was plants but it wasn’t
But what do you know
When plants grow

4288

On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t
I thought this was plants but it wasn’t
But what do you know
When plants grow
They seed the schemes of dirty docents

The neighbors are raising a ruckus