Loopy Limericks

The neighbors are raising a ruckus
'Cause some kid is displaying his tuckus

The neighbors are raising a ruckus
'Cause some kid is displaying his tuckus
Right in front of the mayor

The neighbors are raising a ruckus
'Cause some kid is displaying his tuchis(corrected to original Yiddish spelling)
Right in front of the mayor
And the rabbi, at prayer,

-“BB”-

The neighbors are raising a ruckus
'Cause some kid is displaying his tuchis(corrected to original Yiddish spelling)
Right in front of the mayor
And the rabbi, at prayer,
The last straw was the mooning of Butkus

There was a young lady named Millie

Thank you.

There was a young lady named Millie
Who was a nice girl, although silly

There was a young lady named Millie
Who was a nice girl, although silly
She dillied and dallied

There was a young lady named Millie
Who was a nice girl, although silly
She dillied and dallied
When her suitors had rallied

There was a young lady named Millie
Who was a nice girl, although silly
She dillied and dallied
When her suitors had rallied
And rode in on a frilly little filly

The people who waited for the bus

The people who waited for the bus
Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss

The people who waited for the bus
Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss
and this one young dude

The people who waited for the bus
Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss
They were frequently drunk

The people who waited for the bus
Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss.
And this one young dude
Was both drunk and rude

The people who waited for the bus
Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss.
And this one young dude
Was both drunk and rude
But he had exact change, so no fuss

A young hippie chick from Moline

A young hippie chick from Moline
Who yearned to be part of the scene,

-“BB”-

A young hippie chick from Moline
Who yearned to be part of the scene
Left all of her clothes

A young hippie chick from Moline
Who yearned to be part of the scene
Left all of her clothes
(Mainly silk and viscose)

A young hippie chick from Moline
Who yearned to be part of the scene
Left all of her clothes
(Mainly silk and viscose)
I believe she was on mescaline.

This guy from State Farm named Jake

This guy from State Farm named Jake
Does commercials in just one take

This guy from State Farm named Jake
Does commercials in just one take.
His concern’s so intense

This guy from State Farm named Jake
Does commercials in just one take.
His concern’s so intense
but he’s on the fence