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This guy from State Farm named Jake
Does commercials in just one take.
His concern’s so intense
but he’s on the fence
Tight khakis now make his balls ache.

The airlines have stopped serving booze

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The airlines have stopped serving booze
In their quest to increase revenues.

-“BB”-

4311

The airlines have stopped serving booze
In their quest to increase revenues.
So if you want to get tight

4312

The airlines have stopped serving booze
In their quest to increase revenues.
So if you want to get tight
Start drinking at dawn’s light

4313

The airlines have stopped serving booze
In their quest to increase revenues.
So if you want to get tight
Start drinking at dawn’s light
Next time I’m taking a cruise.

California is covered in snow

4314

California is covered in snow
Oh where will all the snowbirds go?

4315

California is covered in snow
Oh where will all the snowbirds go?
To Tijuana trees?

4316

California is covered in snow
Oh where will all the snowbirds go?
To Tijuana trees?
Or perhaps to Belize?

4317

California is covered in snow
Oh where will all the snowbirds go?
To Tijuana trees?
Or perhaps to Belize?
Maybe Hell – it don’t freeze down below.

I was sipping a glass of fine wine,

-“BB”-

4318

I was sipping a glass of fine wine
Fermented on the banks of the Rhine

4319

I was sipping a glass of fine wine
Fermented on the banks of the Rhine
And having deep thoughts

4320

I was sipping a glass of fine wine
Fermented on the banks of the Rhine
And having deep thoughts
About rich astronauts

4321

I was sipping a glass of fine wine
Fermented on the banks of the Rhine
And having deep thoughts
About rich astronauts
And where on Earth they would dine

March Madness is getting underway

4322

March Madness is getting underway:
The ‘Big Dance’ at the NCAA.

4323

March Madness is getting underway:
The ‘Big Dance’ at the NCAA.
I’ve made up my bracket

4324

March Madness is getting underway:
The ‘Big Dance’ at the NCAA.
I’ve made up my bracket
Donned my team jacket

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March Madness is getting underway:
The ‘Big Dance’ at the NCAA.
I’ve made up my bracket
Donned my team jacket
I can’t wait to see the teams play

March has come in like a lion

4326

March has come in like a lion
I need a shoulder to cry on

4327

March has come in like a lion.
I need a shoulder to cry on.
The wind, hail, and rain

4328

March has come in like a lion.
I need a shoulder to cry on.
The wind, hail, and rain
Has caused anguish and pain