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A clever young plumber called Saul
Had to replace a pipe in a wall
He worked remarkably fast
Until he used his last

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A clever young plumber called Saul
Had to replace a pipe in a wall
He worked remarkably fast
Until he used his last
Ballcock to nipple install

My proctologist had some bad news

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My proctologist had some bad news
My anus was colored in two hues

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My proctologist had some bad news
My anus was colored in two hues
The left side was green

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My proctologist had some bad news
My anus was colored in two hues
The left side was green
On the right, orange was seen

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My proctologist had some bad news
My anus was colored in two hues
The left side was green
On the right, orange was seen
So brown by default is what colors my poo

I’d like to take a pass

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It happened on April Fool’s Day

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It happened on April Fool’s Day
When someone named Cecil did say

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It happened on April Fool’s Day
When someone named Cecil did say
"We’ve been fighting ennui

-“BB”-

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It happened on April Fool’s Day
When someone named Cecil did say
“We’ve been fighting ennui
But now I have to pee”

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It happened on April Fool’s Day
When someone named Cecil did say
“We’ve been fighting ennui
But now I have to pee
So please stand back and make way!"

The weather is now getting warm

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The weather is now getting warm
And mosquitoes are starting to swarm

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The weather is now getting warm
And mosquitoes are starting to swarm.
Repellents don’t fend

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The weather is now getting warm
And mosquitoes are starting to swarm.
Repellents don’t fend
Them off - so I depend

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The weather is now getting warm
And mosquitoes are starting to swarm.
Repellents don’t fend
Them off - so I depend
On condoms: full body-conform.

When thunder rolls, I am afraid

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When thunder rolls, I am afraid
I lock the door, pull the shade

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When thunder rolls, I am afraid
I lock the door, pull the shade
But much to my chagrin

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When thunder rolls, I am afraid
I lock the door, pull the shade
But much to my chagrin
My identical twin

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When thunder rolls, I am afraid
I lock the door, pull the shade
But much to my chagrin
My identical twin
Went outside and played

In New York, Trump got indicted

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In New York, Trump got indicted
In a courtroom he was finally sighted