Loopy Limericks

In New York, Trump got indicted
In a courtroom he was finally sighted
There’s no mug shot

In New York, Trump got indicted
In a courtroom he was finally sighted
There’s no mug shot
But Stormy looked hot

In New York, Trump got indicted
In a courtroom he was finally sighted
There’s no mug shot
But Stormy looked hot
Once he’s jailed, we’ll all be delighted.

A Milwaukie lady named Nell

A Milwaukie lady named Nell
Kept thinking that she heard a bell

A Milwaukie lady named Nell
Kept thinking that she heard a bell.
She looked 'round to see

-“BB”-

A Milwaukie lady named Nell
Kept thinking that she heard a bell.
She looked 'round to see
An oncoming Grand Prix

A Milwaukie lady named Nell
Kept thinking that she heard a bell.
She looked 'round to see
An oncoming Grand Prix
Of nothing but Fords and Edsels

I’m sitting here with my Easter booty

I’m sitting here with my Easter booty
This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty

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I’m sitting here with my Easter booty
This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty
And with a chocolate kiss

I’m sitting here with my Easter booty
This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty
And with a chocolate kiss
And Hey! Look at this!

I’m sitting here with my Easter booty
This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty
And with a chocolate kiss
And Hey! Look at this!
It’s sweating just like Lawyer Rudy!

And now Tax Day is upon us

And now Tax Day is upon us
So says my accountant (named Gus)

And now Tax Day is upon us
So says my accountant (named Gus)
Uncle Sam owes me cash

And now Tax Day is upon us
So says my accountant (named Gus)
Uncle Sam owes me cash
(Not a lot - nothing flash)

And now Tax Day is upon us
So says my accountant (named Gus)
Uncle Sam owes me cash
(Not a lot - nothing flash)
Just enough to fill up a short school bus.

That thesaurus is missing some pages

That thesaurus is missing some pages
I’m replacing them slowly, in stages

That thesaurus is missing some pages
I’m replacing them slowly, in stages
Adding words like gerfluff

That thesaurus is missing some pages
I’m replacing them slowly, in stages
Adding words like gerfluff
And, oddly enough,

That thesaurus is missing some pages
I’m replacing them slowly, in stages
Adding words like gerfluff
And, oddly enough,
Multiple synonyms for “phages”

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