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In New York, Trump got indicted
In a courtroom he was finally sighted
There’s no mug shot

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In New York, Trump got indicted
In a courtroom he was finally sighted
There’s no mug shot
But Stormy looked hot

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In New York, Trump got indicted
In a courtroom he was finally sighted
There’s no mug shot
But Stormy looked hot
Once he’s jailed, we’ll all be delighted.

A Milwaukie lady named Nell

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A Milwaukie lady named Nell
Kept thinking that she heard a bell

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A Milwaukie lady named Nell
Kept thinking that she heard a bell.
She looked 'round to see

-“BB”-

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A Milwaukie lady named Nell
Kept thinking that she heard a bell.
She looked 'round to see
An oncoming Grand Prix

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A Milwaukie lady named Nell
Kept thinking that she heard a bell.
She looked 'round to see
An oncoming Grand Prix
Of nothing but Fords and Edsels

I’m sitting here with my Easter booty

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I’m sitting here with my Easter booty
This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty

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I’m sitting here with my Easter booty
This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty
And with a chocolate kiss

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I’m sitting here with my Easter booty
This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty
And with a chocolate kiss
And Hey! Look at this!

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I’m sitting here with my Easter booty
This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty
And with a chocolate kiss
And Hey! Look at this!
It’s sweating just like Lawyer Rudy!

And now Tax Day is upon us

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And now Tax Day is upon us
So says my accountant (named Gus)

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And now Tax Day is upon us
So says my accountant (named Gus)
Uncle Sam owes me cash

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And now Tax Day is upon us
So says my accountant (named Gus)
Uncle Sam owes me cash
(Not a lot - nothing flash)

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And now Tax Day is upon us
So says my accountant (named Gus)
Uncle Sam owes me cash
(Not a lot - nothing flash)
Just enough to fill up a short school bus.

That thesaurus is missing some pages

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That thesaurus is missing some pages
I’m replacing them slowly, in stages

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That thesaurus is missing some pages
I’m replacing them slowly, in stages
Adding words like gerfluff

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That thesaurus is missing some pages
I’m replacing them slowly, in stages
Adding words like gerfluff
And, oddly enough,

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That thesaurus is missing some pages
I’m replacing them slowly, in stages
Adding words like gerfluff
And, oddly enough,
Multiple synonyms for “phages”

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