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4389

Betting on playoffs is a breeze
I’ve bet the farm on the Chiefs, if you please

4390

Betting on playoffs is a breeze
I’ve bet the farm on the Chiefs, if you please
It’s very long odds

-“BB”-

4391

Betting on playoffs is a breeze
I’ve bet the farm on the Chiefs, if you please
It’s very long odds
But if I win, ye gods!

4392

Betting on playoffs is a breeze
I’ve bet the farm on the Chiefs, if you please
It’s very long odds
But if I win, ye gods!
I’ll collect and play calliopes!

I didn’t do what they’re all claiming

4393

I didn’t do what they’re all claiming
The toilet was where I was aiming

4394

I didn’t do what they’re all claiming
The toilet was where I was aiming
So that stain on the ceiling

4395

I didn’t do what they’re all claiming.
The toilet was where I was aiming.
So that stain on the ceiling
(Which is unappealing)

4396

I didn’t do what they’re all claiming.
The toilet was where I was aiming.
So that stain on the ceiling
(Which is unappealing)
Should cause another’s shaming

Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas

4397

Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas
All result in me cutting the cheese

4398

Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas
All result in me cutting the cheese
The flatulence is mighty

4399

Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas
All result in me cutting the cheese
The flatulence is mighty
Turns my houseplants blight-y

4400

Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas
All result in me cutting the cheese
The flatulence is mighty
Turns my houseplants blight-y
And forces strong men to their knees.

Baseball has drawn up new rules,

-“BB”-

4401

Baseball has drawn up new rules,
Caps can no longer be covered in jewels

4402

Baseball has drawn up new rules,
Caps can no longer be covered in jewels
You can’t lick the batter

4403

Baseball has drawn up new rules,
Caps can no longer be covered in jewels
You can’t lick the batter
Nor pitch anti-matter

4404

Baseball has drawn up new rules,
Caps can no longer be covered in jewels
You can’t lick the batter
Nor pitch anti-matter
And managers can’t ride mules

Excuse me while I take this call

4405

Excuse me while I take this call
It’s Nimsdai Purja - from Nepal

4406

Excuse me while I take this call
It’s Nimsdai Purja - from Nepal
He’s in a saloon

4407

Excuse me while I take this call
It’s Nimsdai Purja - from Nepal
He’s in a saloon
Drinking with a loon

4408

Excuse me while I take this call
It’s Nimsdai Purja - from Nepal
He’s in a saloon
Drinking with a loon
From a bottle of hooch from Transvaal

My girlfriend has eyes that are crossed