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Travelers gripe about flying
To them, it’s worse than dying
When the turbulence starts
Somebody farts

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Travelers gripe about flying
To them, it’s worse than dying
When the turbulence starts
Somebody farts
And now everyone’s crying

I can’t seem to get going at work

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I can’t seem to get going at work
It’s easier to just sit and shirk.

-“BB”-

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I can’t seem to get going at work
It’s easier to just sit and shirk.
So I just scroll through Twitter

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I can’t seem to get going at work
It’s easier to just sit and shirk.
So I just scroll through Twitter
But start getting bitter

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I can’t seem to get going at work
It’s easier to just sit and shirk.
So I just scroll through Twitter
But start getting bitter
Because everyone’s such a jerk

Finally! Friday is here!

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Finally! Friday is here!
I need to go buy some beer

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Finally! Friday is here!
I need to go buy some beer.
Or maybe some wine

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Finally! Friday is here!
I need to go buy some beer.
Or maybe some wine
That would work just fine

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Finally! Friday is here!
I need to go buy some beer.
Or maybe some wine
That would work just fine
Either way fills me with cheer

The thing that I’ve found, about writing;

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The thing that I’ve found, about writing
Is that it is much like cockfighting.

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The thing that I’ve found, about writing
Is that it is much like cockfighting.
Insomuch as the pain

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The thing that I’ve found, about writing
Is that it is much like cockfighting.
Insomuch as the pain
Drives me insane

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The thing that I’ve found, about writing
Is that it is much like cockfighting.
Insomuch as the pain
Drives me insane
But it doesn’t have quite so much biting.

Leon took Daisy to the dance

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Leon took Daisy to the dance
Hoping for a little romance

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Leon took Daisy to the dance
Hoping for a little romance
But Daisy’s B.O

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Leon took Daisy to the dance
Hoping for a little romance
But Daisy’s B.O.
Told him she had to go

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Leon took Daisy to the dance
Hoping for a little romance
But Daisy’s B.O.
Told him she had to go
So he ditched her when he had the chance.

My Grandma made great oatmeal bars

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My Grandma made great oatmeal bars
And served them with Cuban cigars

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My Grandma made great oatmeal bars
And served them with Cuban cigars
But nobody smoked 'em