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Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene
Said something that sounded quite mean
But since worms ate her brain
She will say it again

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Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene
Said something that sounded quite mean
But since worms ate her brain
She will say it again
And yet it sounds more obscene.

My weekend is over and done

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My weekend is over and done
Now I’m getting a call from my son

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My weekend is over and done.
Now I’m getting a call from my son.
He’s asking for bail

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My weekend is over and done.
Now I’m getting a call from my son.
He’s asking for bail
From the Birmingham jail †

-“BB”-

† – give yourself bonus points if you know the song this refers to…

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My weekend is over and done.
Now I’m getting a call from my son.
He’s asking for bail
From the Birmingham jail
For an indecent act with a nun.

I hate when this happens to me

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I hate when this happens to me
Squirrels have taken over my tree

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I hate when this happens to me
Squirrels have taken over my tree
I fear for my nuts

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I hate when this happens to me
Squirrels have taken over my tree
I fear for my nuts
'Cuz those squirrels have guts

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I hate when this happens to me
Squirrels have taken over my tree
I fear for my nuts
'Cuz those squirrels have guts
I hope they won’t climb past my knee.

My Thesaurus is missing some pages

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My Thesaurus is missing some pages
The result of irascible rages

-“BB”-

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My Thesaurus is missing some pages
The result of irascible rages
As I yanked, ripped or tore

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My Thesaurus is missing some pages
The result of irascible rages
As I yanked, ripped or tore
The pages fell to the floor

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My Thesaurus is missing some pages
The result of irascible rages
As I yanked, ripped or tore
The pages fell to the floor
For the synonym digesting phages.

The stewardess strolled down the aisle

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The stewardess strolled down the aisle
With snacks from the airline’s stockpile

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The stewardess strolled down the aisle
With snacks from the airline’s stockpile
I asked for some nuts

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The stewardess strolled down the aisle
With snacks from the airline’s stockpile
I asked for some nuts
But the airline’s cost cuts

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The stewardess strolled down the aisle
With snacks from the airline’s stockpile
I asked for some nuts
But the airline’s cost cuts
Meant I was lucky that she even smiled.

Travelers gripe about flying

-“BB”-

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Travelers gripe about flying
To them, it’s worse than dying

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Travelers gripe about flying
To them, it’s worse than dying
When the turbulence starts