Loopy Limericks

Le Tour is now climbing the Alps
But French lice have infected their scalps
They tried using shampoo
And a fairly smooth roux

Le Tour is now climbing the Alps
But French lice have infected their scalps
They tried using shampoo
And a fairly smooth roux
But unfortunately none of it halps.

A professor who studies his books

A professor who studies his books
Graded his students based on their looks

A professor who studies his books
Graded his students based on their looks
All gingers got D’s

A professor who studies his books
Graded his students based on their looks
All gingers got D’s
And baldies got C’s

A professor who studies his books
Graded his students based on their looks
All gingers got D’s
And baldies got C’s
But Sally (who’s hot) was made Dux

Work meetings - boy, they are no fun

Work meetings - boy, they are no fun.
I avoid them, unless there’s someone

Work meetings - boy, they are no fun.
I avoid them, unless there’s someone
Who calls out the brass

Work meetings - boy, they are no fun.
I avoid them, unless there’s someone
Who calls out the brass
And says “Kiss my ass!”

Work meetings - boy, they are no fun.
I avoid them, unless there’s someone
Who calls out the brass
And says “Kiss my ass!”
Then pours shots of tequila that stun

The engineer’s wife needed shagging

The engineer’s wife needed shagging
But engineer’s powers were flagging

The engineer’s wife needed shagging
But engineer’s powers were flagging
The apprentice stepped in

-“BB”-

The engineer’s wife needed shagging
But engineer’s powers were flagging
The apprentice stepped in
and rose such a din

The engineer’s wife needed shagging
But engineer’s powers were flagging
The apprentice stepped in
and rose such a din
Because some needed parts, they were dragging.

Well, Florida just passed a law

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Well, Florida just passed a law
By some yokels who are slack in the jaw

Well, Florida just passed a law
By some yokels who are slack in the jaw
Church is now mandatory

Well, Florida just passed a law
By some yokels who are slack in the jaw
Church is now mandatory
And it must tell the story

Well, Florida just passed a law
By some yokels who are slack in the jaw
Church is now mandatory
And it must tell the story:
The Scriptures were penned in the raw

Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene

Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene
Said something that sounded quite mean

Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene
Said something that sounded quite mean
But since worms ate her brain