Loopy Limericks

If you happen to find my cocaine,
Just start up a whisperin’ campaign.
That it wasn’t my coke
And it wasn’t my son’s, no joke

If you happen to find my cocaine,
Just start up a whisperin’ campaign.
That it wasn’t my coke
And it wasn’t my son’s, no joke
We’ll blame it on Hunter, again

I was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie

I was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie
I was surprised to find it quite groovy

I was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie
I was surprised to find it quite groovy.
But I ODed on pink,

-“BB”-

was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie
I was surprised to find it quite groovy.
But I ODed on pink,
which drove me to drink

was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie
I was surprised to find it quite groovy.
But I ODed on pink,
which drove me to drink
When Barbie broke Ken out of juvie

My new pants are made out of plastic

My new pants are made out of plastic
And while some think my fashion choice drastic

My new pants are made out of plastic
And while some think my fashion choice drastic
The fly is still made of metal

My new pants are made out of plastic
And while some think my fashion choice drastic
The fly is still made of metal
And is shaped like a kettle

My new pants are made out of plastic
And while some think my fashion choice drastic
The fly is still made of metal
And is shaped like a kettle
And the crotch is mostly elastic.

Goddamn it’s hotter than hell!

Goddamn it’s hotter than hell!
And damn but it’s humid as well

Goddamn it’s hotter than hell!
And damn but it’s humid as well
And my conditioner’s busted

Goddamn it’s hotter than hell!
And damn but it’s humid as well.
And my conditioner’s busted.
I am so disgusted

Goddamn it’s hotter than hell!
And damn but it’s humid as well.
And my conditioner’s busted.
I am so disgusted
Now everything’s starting to smell

The '23 Women’s World Cup is near

The '23 Women’s World Cup is near
I wonder who will win it this year.

The '23 Women’s World Cup is near
I wonder who will win it this year.
Should I bet on Japan

The '23 Women’s World Cup is near
I wonder who will win it this year.
Should I bet on Japan
Or back France as my plan

The '23 Women’s World Cup is near
I wonder who will win it this year.
Should I bet on Japan
Or back France as my plan
Since there isn’t a team from Zaire.

Le Tour is now climbing the Alps

-“BB”-

Le Tour is now climbing the Alps
But French lice have infected their scalps

Le Tour is now climbing the Alps
But French lice have infected their scalps
They tried using shampoo