If you’re hunting an elk or a moose
Keep your belt buckle loose
You may need to run
And it just isn’t fun
If you’re hunting an elk or a moose
Keep your belt buckle loose
You may need to run
And it just isn’t fun
When an elk or moose abuts your caboose
The US team, knocked out by Sweden,
The US team, knocked out by Sweden
Found a hookah to smoke some weed in
The US team, knocked out by Sweden
Found a hookah to smoke some weed in
Fingers start pointing
The US team, knocked out by Sweden
Found a hookah to smoke some weed in
Fingers start pointing
They’re now judges appointing
The US team, knocked out by Sweden
Found a hookah to smoke some weed in
Fingers start pointing
They’re now judges appointing
A new squad and plan they’re now needin’.
A rhino, because of its horn
A rhino, because of its horn
Was addicted to an unusual kind of porn
A rhino, because of its horn
Was addicted to an unusual kind of porn
Its handler said, ‘No worries’
A rhino, because of its horn
Was addicted to an unusual kind of porn
Its handler said, ‘No worries’
We’ve got crotchless AND furries!
A rhino, because of its horn
Was addicted to an unusual kind of porn
Its handler said, ‘No worries’
We’ve got crotchless AND furries!
As well as a lewd unicorn
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing
Cher’s panties, and - Hey! Stop your staring!
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing
Cher’s panties, and - Hey! Stop your staring!
They’re there strictly for their comfort
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing
Cher’s panties, and - Hey! Stop your staring!
They’re there strictly for their comfort
They give me support
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing
Cher’s panties, and - Hey! Stop your staring!
They’re there strictly for their comfort
They give me support
And are excellent for carrying around herring.
Never date a gymnast or ballerina
Never date a gymnast or ballerina
From Bosnia or Herzegovina
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Never date a gymnast or ballerina
From Bosnia or Herzegovina
They both drink like horses
Never date a gymnast or ballerina
From Bosnia or Herzegovina
They both drink like horses
While experiencing g-forces
Never date a gymnast or ballerina
From Bosnia or Herzegovina
They both drink like horses
While experiencing g-forces
That could cause them to rupture their spleen-a.
I love to watch classic TV
-“BB”-
I love to watch classic TV
Black and white is the way to go for me
I love to watch classic TV
Black and white is the way to go for me
Magnavox or Zenith