Loopy Limericks

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I love to watch classic TV
Black and white is the way to go for me
Magnavox or Zenith
The tube is a behemoth

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I love to watch classic TV
Black and white is the way to go for me
Magnavox or Zenith
The tube is a behemoth
And the test pattern makes me go Squee!

My neighbor is known for his skill

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My neighbor is known for his skill
At catching and juggling krill

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My neighbor is known for his skill
At catching and juggling krill
A whale came along

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My neighbor is known for his skill
At catching and juggling krill
A whale came along
And his haunting song

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My neighbor is known for his skill
At catching and juggling krill.
A whale came along
And his haunting song
Made him throw all of them on the grill.

Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble

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Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble
Their speech is thus very humble

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Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble
Their speech is thus very humble
And yet when they fly

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Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble
Their speech is thus very humble
And yet when they fly
They belt out an awful cry

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Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble
Their speech is thus very humble
And yet when they fly
They belt out an awful cry
Which causes bystanders to stumble

What I’ve found about foxes

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What I’ve found about foxes
Pound for pound - they’re as strong as an ox is

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What I’ve found about foxes
Pound for pound - they’re as strong as an ox is
When they come for your chickens

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What I’ve found about foxes
Pound for pound - they’re as strong as an ox is
When they come for your chickens
They gets their pickin’s

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What I’ve found about foxes
Pound for pound - they’re as strong as an ox is
When they come for your chickens
They gets their pickin’s
I have to say they are obnoxes.

I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror

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I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror
In the others I’ve been a high scorer

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I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror
In the others I’ve been a high scorer
And when I face Joker

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I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror
In the others I’ve been a high scorer
And when I face Joker
And Harley, I choke her

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I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror
In the others I’ve been a high scorer
And when I face Joker
And Harley, I choke her
Which is sad, since I adore her

My cat is giving me weird looks

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My cat is giving me weird looks
I’m scared, 'cause her claws are like fishhooks

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My cat is giving me weird looks
I’m scared, 'cause her claws are like fishhooks
She knows all the wrong I have done