Loopy Limericks

My cat is giving me weird looks
I’m scared, 'cause her claws are like fishhooks
She knows all the wrong I have done
And to her my sheer terror is fun

My cat is giving me weird looks
I’m scared, 'cause her claws are like fishhooks
She knows all the wrong I have done
And to her my sheer terror is fun
I’m starting to clutch at my hymnbooks.

When the moon’s at eclipse in the sky

When the moon’s at eclipse in the sky
And the drear witching hour is nigh

When the moon’s at eclipse in the sky
And the drear witching hour is nigh
The Weird Sisters cackle

When the moon’s at eclipse in the sky
And the drear witching hour is nigh
The Weird Sisters cackle
And eat from a hackle

When the moon’s at eclipse in the sky
And the drear witching hour is nigh
The Weird Sisters cackle
And eat from a hackle
Then climb on their broomsticks and fly

This heat has been killing my roses

This heat has been killing my roses
I’d like to put ice on their toeses.

This heat has been killing my roses
I’d like to put ice on their toeses.
But doing that will

This heat has been killing my roses
I’d like to put ice on their toeses.
But doing that will
A still chill instill

This heat has been killing my roses
I’d like to put ice on their toeses.
But doing that will
A still chill instill
And I’ll be wond’ring where my rose goeses

I have a secret to confess

I have a secret to confess
Regarding the Orient Express

I have a secret to confess
Regarding the Orient Express
That murder, you know?

I have a secret to confess
Regarding the Orient Express
That murder, you know?
Well, I don’t like to crow…

I have a secret to confess
Regarding the Orient Express
That murder, you know?
Well, I don’t like to crow…
. . . But the others all - - well, can’t you guess?

That traffic cone’s in the wrong place

That traffic cone’s in the wrong place
Which explains the pained look on my face

That traffic cone’s in the wrong place
Which explains the pained look on my face
It was right in my lane

That traffic cone’s in the wrong place
Which explains the pained look on my face
It was right in my lane
There on Chestnut and Main

That traffic cone’s in the wrong place
Which explains the pained look on my face
It was right in my lane
There on Chestnut and Main
My proctologist called, just in case.

out of play

I thought i would pass along a link I have found useful: Rhymezone rhyming dictionary

It not only finds rhyming words, but also synonyms if the word you’re considering lacks the right number of syllables.

in play

There’s one thing I won’t do in bed

There’s one thing I won’t do in bed
It’s a phobia, my girlfriend said

There’s one thing I won’t do in bed
It’s a phobia, my girlfriend said
If your Mum’s in the room