There’s one thing I won’t do in bed
It’s a phobia, my girlfriend said
"If your Mum’s in the room,
Your zoomer’s entombed
There’s one thing I won’t do in bed
It’s a phobia, my girlfriend said
“If your Mum’s in the room,
Your zoomer’s entombed
By the Freudian quirks in your head.”
My shrink said, "Please sit in this chair,
-“BB”-
My shrink said, “Please sit in this chair,
Tell me why you feel life is unfair?”
My shrink said, “Please sit in this chair,
Tell me why you feel life is unfair?”
I get knocked down a lot
My shrink said, “Please sit in this chair,
Tell me why you feel life is unfair?”
I get knocked down a lot
And I’ve now lost the plot
My shrink said, “Please sit in this chair,
Tell me why you feel life is unfair?”
I get knocked down a lot
And I’ve now lost the plot
Said my doc, “You iss cuckoo, mein herr!”
A nurse and a sailor were wed
A nurse and a sailor were wed
They’re now Mr. and Mrs. Bumstead
A nurse and a sailor were wed
They’re now Mr. and Mrs. Bumstead
But their nuptial bliss
A nurse and a sailor were wed
They’re now Mr. and Mrs. Bumstead
But their nuptial bliss
Became hit-or-miss
A nurse and a sailor were wed
They’re now Mr. and Mrs. Bumstead
But their nuptial bliss
Became hit-or-miss
When they bought a waveless water bed
The rations of water got lower
The rations of water got lower
Won’t be long 'til I start moving slower
The rations of water got lower.
Won’t be long 'til I start moving slower
As I begin to dehydrate
-“BB”-
The rations of water got lower.
Won’t be long 'til I start moving slower
As I begin to dehydrate
My balls start to gyrate
The rations of water got lower.
Won’t be long 'til I start moving slower
As I begin to dehydrate
My balls start to gyrate
Like my stripper girlfriend (if you know her).
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat
That I bought from two blokes on the street
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat
That I bought from two blokes on the street
They claimed it was fresh
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat
That I bought from two blokes on the street.
They claimed it was fresh.
I believe them, I guess
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat
That I bought from two blokes on the street.
They claimed it was fresh.
I believe them, I guess
But my wife thinks that it smells like feet.
A dolphin, a whale, and a cat
A dolphin, a whale, and a cat
Decided to visit a laundromat
A dolphin, a whale, and a cat
Decided to visit a laundromat
The cat grew suspicious