Loopy Limericks

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4829

A dolphin, a whale, and a cat
Decided to visit a laundromat
The cat grew suspicious.
The whale was officious

4830

A dolphin, a whale, and a cat
Decided to visit a laundromat
The cat grew suspicious.
The whale was officious
While the dolphin just wanted to chat.

There was an old pirate named Jack

4831

There was an old pirate named Jack
Who was quite a dipsomaniac

4832

There was an old pirate named Jack
Who was quite a dipsomaniac
"I’d much rather have rum

-“BB”-

4833

There was an old pirate named Jack
Who was quite a dipsomaniac
"I’d much rather have rum
Mixed with xantham gum

4834

There was an old pirate named Jack
Who was quite a dipsomaniac
"I’d much rather have rum
Mixed with xantham gum
Than full treasure chests stained with shellac”

I learned solfège from Sister Josefa

4835

I learned solfège from Sister Josefa
Whose breath reeked of chewed coca leafa

4836

I learned solfège from Sister Josefa
Whose breath reeked of chewed coca leafa
When she cried, “Do Re Mi”

4837

I learned solfège from Sister Josefa
Whose breath reeked of chewed coca leafa
When she cried, “Do Re Mi”
It made me start to pee

4838

I learned solfège from Sister Josefa
Whose breath reeked of chewed coca leafa
When she cried, “Do Re Mi”
It made me start to pee
Which gave me a bit of relief-a.

I seem to have lost half my files

4839

I seem to have lost half my files
I shouldn’t have left them in piles

4840

I seem to have lost half my files
I shouldn’t have left them in piles
Right next to my beer

4841

I seem to have lost half my files.
I shouldn’t have left them in piles.
Right next to my beer.
Yes, well you might jeer

4842

I seem to have lost half my files.
I shouldn’t have left them in piles.
Right next to my beer.
Yes, well you might jeer
Or guffaw, then roll in the aisles.

It arrived in a brown paper wrapper

4843

It arrived in a brown paper wrapper
Delivered by someone quite dapper

4844

It arrived in a brown paper wrapper
Delivered by someone quite dapper
I first thought, “A book?”

4845

It arrived in a brown paper wrapper
Delivered by someone quite dapper
I first thought, “A book?”
Then after a quick look

4846

It arrived in a brown paper wrapper
Delivered by someone quite dapper
I first thought, “A book?”
Then after a quick look
I saw that it was a small crapper.

Late one night, at my favorite bar

4847

Late one night, at my favorite bar
A dolphin played on a bass guitar

4848

Late one night, at my favorite bar
A dolphin played on a bass guitar
An orca joined in

oddly, the spellcheck doesn't like orca, and suggests orcs