Late one night, at my favorite bar
A dolphin played on a bass guitar
An orca joined in
On the drums - what a din!
Late one night, at my favorite bar
A dolphin played on a bass guitar
An orca joined in
On the drums - what a din!
With a singer they’ll probably go far.
A fisherman, angling for trout
-“BB”-
A fisherman, angling for trout
Flicked his rod and played his line out
A fisherman, angling for trout
Flicked his rod and played his line out
Then from out of the depths
A fisherman, angling for trout
Flicked his rod and played his line out
Then from out of the depths
‘It’ came within a hairsbreadth
(Just glad there’s at least one rhyme for ‘depth’.)
A fisherman, angling for trout
Flicked his rod and played his line out
Then from out of the depths
‘It’ came within a hairsbreadth
Me getting smacked with a rotten pig’s snout
The castaway knelt on the beach
The castaway knelt on the beach
With a coconut palm within reach
The castaway knelt on the beach
With a coconut palm within reach
“If I only had rum,”
The castaway knelt on the beach
With a coconut palm within reach
“If I only had rum,”
He remarked, feeling glum
The castaway knelt on the beach
With a coconut palm within reach
“If I only had rum,”
He remarked, feeling glum
A ‘daiquiri gospel’ I’d preach
My flight doesn’t leave for an hour
My flight doesn’t leave for an hour
There’s just time for one more whiskey sour
My flight doesn’t leave for an hour
There’s just time for one more whiskey sour
My mate cried “just one?!”
My flight doesn’t leave for an hour
There’s just time for one more whiskey sour
My mate cried “just one?!”
“Well, that’s just no fun”
[May I offer a closer?]
My flight doesn’t leave for an hour
There’s just time for one more whiskey sour
My mate cried “just one?!”
“Well, that’s just no fun”
Came a voice from the flight control tower.
Corporal Clancy McNabb was court martialled
Corporal Clancy McNabb was court martialled
By a judge who was hardly impartial
Corporal Clancy McNabb was court martialled
By a judge who was hardly impartial
For the judge was his mother
Corporal Clancy McNabb was court martialed (… a little clean-up work… only one ‘L’ in ‘martialed’)
By a judge who was hardly impartial.
For the judge was his mother,
Who’d always favored his brother,
-“BB”-
Corporal Clancy McNabb was court martialed
By a judge who was hardly impartial.
For the judge was his mother,
Who’d always favored his brother.
You might say that it was quite farce-ial.
They updated my Adobe Pro
They updated my Adobe Pro
With a new version called, oddly, Stucco
They updated my Adobe Pro
With a new version called, oddly, Stucco.
The changes are grating