Loopy Limericks

They updated my Adobe Pro
With a new version called, oddly, Stucco.
The changes are grating
I’m not overstating

They updated my Adobe Pro
With a new version called, oddly, Stucco.
The changes are grating
I’m not overstating
How much this new version does blow

In a diner just off of I-80

In a diner just off of I-80
Worked a waitress whose name tag read ‘Katie’

-“BB”-

In a diner just off of I-80
Worked a waitress whose name tag read ‘Katie’
As she brought me my steak

In a diner just off of I-80
Worked a waitress whose name tag read ‘Katie’
As she brought me my steak
My heart started to break

In a diner just off of I-80
Worked a waitress whose name tag read ‘Katie’
As she brought me my steak
My heart started to break
Up close, she resembled Ned Beatty

Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex

Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex
To discuss how we’re now the same sex

Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex
To discuss how we’re now the same sex
There’s bound to be drama

Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex
To discuss how we’re now the same sex
There’s bound to be drama
She lives with a llama

Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex
To discuss how we’re now the same sex
There’s bound to be drama
She lives with a llama
And a big purple cartoon T-Rex

The old bluesman died in his sleep

The old bluesman died in his sleep
Which caused his young daughter to weep

The old bluesman died in his sleep
Which caused his young daughter to weep
He left her his harp

The old bluesman died in his sleep
Which caused his young daughter to weep
He left her his harp
But the strings were too sharp

The old bluesman died in his sleep
Which caused his young daughter to weep
He left her his harp
But the strings were too sharp
She cut herself, crying out [Bleep!]

On my last trip to Sweden I found

On my last trip to Sweden I found
The best boxer I’ve seen (pound-for-pound)

On my last trip to Sweden I found
The best boxer I’ve seen (pound-for-pound)
When compared to Ali

On my last trip to Sweden I found
The best boxer I’ve seen (pound-for-pound)
When compared to Ali
He dramatically

On my last trip to Sweden I found
The best boxer I’ve seen (pound-for-pound)
When compared to Ali
He dramatically
Put opponents right into the ground.

There’s a call out for new public art

There’s a call out for new public art
To celebrate René Descartes

There’s a call out for new public art
To celebrate René Descartes
It could be risque