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There’s a call out for new public art
To celebrate René Descartes
It could be risque
But it shouldn’t weigh

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There’s a call out for new public art
To celebrate René Descartes
It could be risque
But it shouldn’t weigh
More than half of a strawberry tart

So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar

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So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar
And they’re toting a teak wood sitar

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So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar
And they’re toting a teak wood sitar
While one starts to play

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So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar
And they’re toting a teak wood sitar
While one starts to play
The other cries “Oy vey!”

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So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar
And they’re toting a teak wood sitar
While one starts to play
The other cries “Oy vey!”
And this place only got one star?

I can’t wait for some cooler weather

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I can’t wait for some cooler weather
I’m dying to wear pants of leather

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I can’t wait for some cooler weather
I’m dying to wear pants of leather,
And a white shirt and jacket

-“BB”-

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I can’t wait for some cooler weather
I’m dying to wear pants of leather,
And a white shirt and jacket
Though that’ll cost a packet

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I can’t wait for some cooler weather
I’m dying to wear pants of leather,
And a white shirt and jacket
Though that’ll cost a packet
But I’ll hack it so I can look better

The NFL season kicks off today

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The NFL season kicks off today
I’m down with a grand parlay

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The NFL season kicks off today
I’m down with a grand parlay
And I’ll bet all my cash

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The NFL season kicks off today
I’m down with a grand parlay
And I’ll bet all my cash
That Kansas City will smash

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The NFL season kicks off today
I’m down with a grand parlay
And I’ll bet all my cash
That Kansas City will smash
And demolish the team from the Bay.

It’s time to test your rhyming skills!
We’re approaching the fall equinox

-“BB”-

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We’re approaching the fall equinox
When sailors at sea grab their cocks

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We’re approaching the fall equinox
When sailors at sea grab their cocks
And with one loud, “Ahoy!”

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:anguished: … Well, I certainly wasn’t expecting THAT!

-“BB”-

4906

We’re approaching the fall equinox
When sailors at sea grab their cocks
And with one loud, “Ahoy!”
They reach a level of joy

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We’re approaching the fall equinox
When sailors at sea grab their cocks
And with one loud, “Ahoy!”
They reach a level of joy
That disgusts me; horrifies; and shocks.

When Taker threw Mick off the Cell

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When Taker threw Mick off the Cell
The crowd went silent for a spell