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When Taker threw Mick off the Cell
The crowd went silent for a spell
And though Mick lost a tooth

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When Taker threw Mick off the Cell
The crowd went silent for a spell
And though Mick lost a tooth
What he said was the truth

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When Taker threw Mick off the Cell
The crowd went silent for a spell
And though Mick lost a tooth
What he said was the truth
Though that Taker, he took it not well.

When studying for an exam

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When studying for an exam
Don’t fall for the obvious scam

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When studying for an exam
Don’t fall for the obvious scam
The answer is usually “C”

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When studying for an exam
Don’t fall for the obvious scam
The answer is usually “C”
Unless they’re testing your pee

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When studying for an exam
Don’t fall for the obvious scam.
The answer is usually “C”
Unless they’re testing your pee.
Then you want it to be a nice am-ber.

There once was a young man named Eric

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There once was a young man named Eric
Who worked on a big oil derrick

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There once was a young man named Eric
Who worked on a big oil derrick
But for all of his brawn

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here once was a young man named Eric
Who worked on a big oil derrick
But for all of his brawn
What really turned people on

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Here once was a young man named Eric
Who worked on a big oil derrick
But for all of his brawn
What really turned people on
Was playing a debauched cleric

Two summers ago on this day

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Two summers ago on this day
I went for a stroll by the bay

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Two summers ago on this day
I went for a stroll by the bay
And by sheer good luck

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Two summers ago on this day
I went for a stroll by the bay
And by sheer good luck
I found a blue truck

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Two summers ago on this day
I went for a stroll by the bay
And by sheer good luck
I found a blue truck
Parked at the local Subway

My friend owns a very strange parrot

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My friend owns a very strange parrot,
And I’m ready to despair that

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My friend owns a very strange parrot,
And I’m ready to despair that
The bird swears like a sailor

-“BB”-

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My friend owns a very strange parrot,
And I’m ready to despair that
The bird swears like a sailor
Makes him feel like a failure

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My friend owns a very strange parrot,
And I’m ready to despair that
The bird swears like a sailor
Makes him feel like a failure
Which is why the bird’s kept in the garret.

For dinner tonight, it’s a stew

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For dinner tonight, it’s a stew
To feed not a lot, but a few