Loopy Limericks

For dinner tonight, it’s a stew
To feed not a lot, but a few
With two carrots, one tater

For dinner tonight, it’s a stew
To feed not a lot, but a few
With two carrots, one tater
Some meat I’ll add later

For dinner tonight, it’s a stew
To feed not a lot, but a few
With two carrots, one tater
Some meat I’ll add later
And drippings made into a roux

That dog kept me up all night

That dog kept me up all night
Playing poker - and that can’t be right?

That dog kept me up all night
Playing poker - and that can’t be right?
You may think that’s funny,

-“BB”-

That dog kept me up all night
Playing poker - and that can’t be right?
You may think that’s funny,
But they don’t play for money

That dog kept me up all night
Playing poker - and that can’t be right?
You may think that’s funny,
But they don’t play for money
So at least they don’t get in a fight.

One day, while out panning for gold

One day, while out panning for gold
I saw a spy coming in from the cold

One day, while out panning for gold
I saw a spy coming in from the cold
Disguised as a miner,

One day, while out panning for gold
I saw a spy coming in from the cold
Disguised as a miner,
He resembled Richard Burton, with coal dust eyeliner,

One day, while out panning for gold
I saw a spy coming in from the cold
Disguised as a miner,
He resembled Richard Burton, with coal dust eyeliner,
And when he gave me a wink I was sold.

Lot number twelve - a Vemeer

Lot number twelve – a Vermeer *
Of a young girl who is standing near

-“BB”-
* - corrected spelling of Dutch master Johannes Vermeer

Lot number twelve – a Vermeer
Of a young girl who is standing near
A virginal, not a piano,

Lot number twelve – a Vermeer
Of a young girl who is standing near
A virginal, not a piano,
Aw hell, what do I know?

Lot number twelve – a Vermeer
Of a young girl who is standing near
A virginal, not a piano,
Aw hell, what do I know?
The difference was never too clear.

When the Martians landed in Charlotte

Lot number twelve – a Vermeer
Of a young girl who is standing near
A virginal, not a piano,
Aw hell, what do I know?
Let’s all just go grab a beer

Today is the birthday of “Rapper’s Delight”

Today is the birthday of “Rapper’s Delight”
It was Chic being sampled on a hot summer night

Today is the birthday of “Rapper’s Delight”
It was Chic being sampled on a hot summer night
The booties were shaking

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Today is the birthday of “Rapper’s Delight”.
It was Chic being sampled on a hot summer night.
The booties were shaking,
Queen’s bass line was quaking,

-“BB”-

Today is the birthday of “Rapper’s Delight”.
It was Chic being sampled on a hot summer night.
The booties were shaking,
Queen’s bass line was quaking,
The future of music looks bright.

Since we skipped over it…

When the Martians landed in Charlotte