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4949

When the Martians landed in Charlotte
They rounded up every last harlot

4950

When the Martians landed in Charlotte
They rounded up every last harlot
But to their dismay,

4951

When the Martians landed in Charlotte
They rounded up every last harlot
But to their dismay,
A “companionway”

4952

When the Martians landed in Charlotte
They rounded up every last harlot
But to their dismay,
A “companionway”
Dropped them in a Newark used car lot

I have this tune running through my head

4953

I have this tune running through my head.
I’m sure it’s one by The Grateful Dead

4954

I have this tune running through my head.
I’m sure it’s one by The Grateful Dead
Was it one tab, or two?

4955

I have this tune running through my head.
I’m sure it’s one by The Grateful Dead
Was it one tab, or two?
Ooh wow! I think my hands grew

4956

I have this tune running through my head.
I’m sure it’s one by The Grateful Dead
Was it one tab, or two?
Ooh wow! I think my hands grew
Should the grass really be that bright red?

My doctor’s prescribed me this cream

4957

My doctor’s prescribed me this cream.
I’d prefer a particle beam

4958

My doctor’s prescribed me this cream.
I’d prefer a particle beam
It would be much quicker

4959

My doctor’s prescribed me this cream.
I’d prefer a particle beam
It would be much quicker
And make my horn thicker

4960

My doctor’s prescribed me this cream.
I’d prefer a particle beam
It would be much quicker
And make my horn thicker
But the smell of burnt hair makes me scream.

My favorite snack late at night

4961

My favorite snack late at night
Is a true culinary delight

4962

My favorite snack late at night
Is a true culinary delight
It involves Peking Duck

4963

My favorite snack late at night
Is a true culinary delight
It involves Peking Duck
Wrapped around a puck

4964

My favorite snack late at night
Is a true culinary delight
It involves Peking Duck
Wrapped around a puck
And eaten in the glow of a tea light.

The country is about to shut down

4965

The country is about to shut down
Because of congressional clowns

4966

The country is about to shut down
Because of congressional clowns
It’s getting real hairy

4967

The country is about to shut down
Because of congressional clowns
It’s getting real hairy
Stock pundits are wary

4968

The country is about to shut down
Because of congressional clowns
It’s getting real hairy
Stock pundits are wary
Is it bad to wish MAGAs would drown?

I keep something stashed in my shoe