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4969

I keep something stashed in my shoe
To hide some of my revenue

4970

I keep something stashed in my shoe
To hide some of my revenue
But when I get sweaty

4971

I keep something stashed in my shoe
To hide some of my revenue
But when I get sweaty
Those gold bars get wetty

4972

I keep something stashed in my shoe
To hide some of my revenue
But when I get sweaty
Those gold bars get wetty
And they hamper my tap-dancing too.

An eccentric old farmer, named Saul

4973

An eccentric old farmer, named Saul
Had his cows all jump over a wall

4974

An eccentric old farmer, named Saul
Had his cows all jump over a wall
But a Guernsey named Bess

4975

An eccentric old farmer, named Saul
Had his cows all jump over a wall
But a Guernsey named Bess
Conspired with Tess

4976

An eccentric old farmer, named Saul
Had his cows all jump over a wall
But a Guernsey named Bess
Conspired with Tess
To skive off and buy alcohol.

I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings

4977

I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings
With five of the Sacramento Kings

4978

I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings
With five of the Sacramento Kings
Only forward Chris Duarte

4979

I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings
With five of the Sacramento Kings.
Only forward Chris Duarte
Seems ready to party

4980

I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings
With five of the Sacramento Kings.
Only forward Chris Duarte
Seems ready to party
He’s brought hookers, coke, vodka and wings.

The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start

4981

The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start,
"I did not know a parrot could fart

4982

The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start,
"I did not know a parrot could fart
But the toot from my shoulder

4983

The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start,
"I did not know a parrot could fart
But the toot from my shoulder
Caused my sideburns to smolder

4984

The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start,
"I did not know a parrot could fart
But the toot from my shoulder
Caused my sideburns to smolder
And made a stutter in my heart.

There once was a hole in the road

4985

There once was a hole in the road
Filled to the brim with frogs and a toad

4986

There once was a hole in the road
Filled to the brim with frogs and a toad
The toad; he was fat

4987

There once was a hole in the road
Filled to the brim with frogs and a toad
The toad; he was fat
But soon he was flat

4988

There once was a hole in the road
Filled to the brim with frogs and a toad
The toad; he was fat
But soon he was flat
And the frogs, they did all explode.

Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge,