Loopy Limericks

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Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge,
Was asked if he would give his pledge

4990

Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge,
Was asked if he would give his pledge
To beat up on Sting

4991

Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge,
Was asked if he would give his pledge
To beat up on Sting
And put his ass in a sling

4992

Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge,
Was asked if he would give his pledge
To beat up on Sting
And put his ass in a sling
With his boxers jammed up in a wedge.

A Halloween trickster came knocking

4993

Bravo.

In play:

A Halloween trickster came knocking
Going around, and cold-cocking

4994

A Halloween trickster came knocking
Going around, and cold-cocking
Kids dressed as Mickey

4995

A Halloween trickster came knocking
Going around, and cold-cocking
Kids dressed as Mickey
And folks wearing a dickey

-“BB”-

4996

A Halloween trickster came knocking
Going around, and cold-cocking
Kids dressed as Mickey
And folks wearing a dickey
With clocks that were a’ tick-tocking.

Baseball is my favorite sport

4997

Baseball is my favorite sport
As a career though, my attempts came to naught

4998

Baseball is my favorite sport
As a career though, my attempts came to naught.
I could not hit a curve ball,

-“BB”-

4999

Baseball is my favorite sport
As a career though, my attempts came to naught.
I could not hit a curve ball,
But my greatest downfall

5000

Baseball is my favorite sport
As a career though, my attempts came to naught.
I could not hit a curve ball,
But my greatest downfall
Was when I struck out attempting to bunt.

Pass.

5001

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go

5002

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go
But the traffic this morning is terribly slow

5003

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go
But the traffic this morning is terribly slow
If I had a monster truck

5004

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go
But the traffic this morning is terribly slow
If I had a monster truck
Then I could roll amuck

5005

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go
But the traffic this morning is terribly slow
If I had a monster truck
Then I could roll amuck
And my wonderful career I’ll blow.

I will certainly blame everything on you

5006

I will certainly blame everything on you.
Because you are the one I’m determined to screw

5007

I will certainly blame everything on you.
Because you are the one I’m determined to screw
So if I get chlamydia

5008

I will certainly blame everything on you.
Because you are the one I’m determined to screw
So if I get chlamydia
They’ll probably get rid of ya