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5089

Santa Claus will skip by me this year
A gait caused by consuming much beer
Being too drunk to drive

5090

Santa Claus will skip by me this year
A gait caused by consuming much beer
Being too drunk to drive
Put the sleigh in a nosedive

5092

Santa Claus will skip by me this year
A gait caused by consuming much beer
Being too drunk to drive
Put the sleigh in a nosedive
And all the reindeer quit out of fear.

This Christmas music is driving me mad

5093

This Christmas music is driving me mad
Makes me want to take out a want ad

5094

This Christmas music is driving me mad
Makes me want to take out a want ad
“Earplugs - and quick!

5095

This Christmas music is driving me mad
Makes me want to take out a want ad
“Earplugs - and quick!
Or else I’ll be sick"

5096

This Christmas music is driving me mad
Makes me want to take out a want ad
“Earplugs - and quick!
Or else I’ll be sick"
Wait, it’s over! It wasn’t that bad!

I got that damn hippo for Christmas.

5097

I got that damn hippo for Christmas.
It’s moist and it’s fat and it’s vicious.

5098

I got that damn hippo for Christmas.
It’s moist and it’s fat and it’s vicious.
I wanted a boar

5099

I got that damn hippo for Christmas.
It’s moist and it’s fat and it’s vicious.
I wanted a boar
That looked like Al Gore

5100

I got that damn hippo for Christmas.
It’s moist and it’s fat and it’s vicious.
I wanted a boar
That looked like Al Gore
With flatus that smells like hibiscus

I have this one really bad habit

5101

I have this one really bad habit -
I make this hand-shade of a rabbit

5102

I have this one really bad habit -
I make this hand-shade of a rabbit
Being chased by a dog

-“BB”-

5103

I have this one really bad habit -
I make this hand-shade of a rabbit
Being chased by a dog
Then jumping a log

5104

I have this one really bad habit -
I make this hand-shade of a rabbit
Being chased by a dog
Then jumping a log
The whole thing’s far too elaborate

Is there something I can get for Monsieur?

5105

Is there something I can get for Monsieur?
You are looking très wan, sacre bleu!

5106

Is there something I can get for Monsieur ?
You are looking très wan, sacre bleu !
Is it just déjà vu?

5107

Is there something I can get for Monsieur ?
You are looking très wan, sacre bleu !
Is it just déjà vu?
Zut alor, mon dieu!

5108

Is there something I can get for Monsieur?
You are looking très wan, sacre bleu!
Is it just déjà vu?
Zut alors, mon dieu!
Oh well, chacun à son goût.

-“BB”-

5109

Do you want to start us off again with a new first line? I’d leap in but I started the last one.