Please look for the check in the mail,
For we’ll send it and never will fail
It may take awhile
But you’re sure to smile
Unless sound common sense should prevail.
A doctor examined my leg
A doctor examined my leg
For a pimple the size of an egg
A doctor examined my leg
For a pimple the size of an egg.
He found it with ease,
-“BB”-
A doctor examined my leg
For a pimple the size of an egg.
He found it with ease,
For it was a disease
A doctor examined my leg
For a pimple the size of an egg.
He found it with ease,
For it was a disease
That required transplant with a peg.
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady,
Recovering from a mastectomy
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady,
Recovering from a mastectomy
But one good thing I’ll say:
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady,
Recovering from a mastectomy
But one good thing I’ll say:
These pills saved the day
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady,
Recovering from a mastectomy
But one good thing I’ll say:
These pills saved the day
So I’m living the good life, but chemically.
The mice have attached our file archives
Can I just check that’s ‘attached’ and not ‘attacked’? It might make a small difference to the direction we take this one… 
Sorry - it’s supposed to be attacKed.
The mice have attacked our file archives
They’ll pay for this crime with their lives
The mice have attacked our file archives –
They’ll pay for this crime with their lives!
For I’ve acquired a feline
-“BB”-
The mice have attacked our file archives –
They’ll pay for this crime with their lives!
For I’ve acquired a feline
Who unfortunately made a bee-line
The mice have attacked our file archives –
They’ll pay for this crime with their lives!
For I’ve acquired a feline
Who unfortunately made a bee-line
To the pantry, but only ate my chives.
Some people thought this thread game was dead
Some people thought this thread game was dead
Then Skunkdog came and messed with their head
Some people thought this thread game was dead
Then Skunkdog came and messed with their head
Bringing comment herbaceous
Some people thought this thread game was dead
Then Skunkdog came and messed with their head
Bringing comment herbaceous
And verbiage loquacious
Some people thought this thread game was dead
Then Skunkdog came and messed with their head
Bringing comment herbaceous
And verbiage loquacious.
It’s a sure sign the man is well-bred.
Santa Claus will skip by me this year
-“BB”-
Santa Claus will skip by me this year
A gait caused by consuming much beer