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The board says I’ve been here a year
A perfect excuse to drink beer
It’s not that I need one,
'Cause drinking beer’s such fun
How sad that I don’t have one near

The man over there is a loner

5050

The man over there is a loner
He’s always sporting a boner

5051

The man over there is a loner.
He’s always sporting a boner.
I’ve seen him in church

5052

The man over there is a loner.
He’s always sporting a boner.
I’ve seen him in church
Sitting on his perch

5053

The man over there is a loner.
He’s always sporting a boner.
I’ve seen him in church
Sitting on his perch
Preaching judgement against a stoner.

My cell phone began to ring

5054

My cell phone began to ring
As I showered, but I fell on the thing…

5055

My cell phone began to ring
As I showered, but I fell on the thing…
. . . Stemontitis splendens

5056

My cell phone began to ring
As I showered, but I fell on the thing…
. . . Stemontitis splendens
And one pulled tendon

5057

My cell phone began to ring
As I showered, but I fell on the thing…
. . . Stemontitis splendens
And one pulled tendon
And now I’m sporting a sling

I’m watching old episodes of MASH

5058

I’m watching old episodes of MASH
Until Potter’s huge mental bash

5059

I’m watching old episodes of MASH
Until Potter’s huge mental bash
And I think Hawkeye’s wit

5060

I’m watching old episodes of MASH
Until Potter’s huge mental bash
And I think Hawkeye’s wit
Aimed at Loretta Swit

5061

I’m watching old episodes of MASH
Until Potter’s huge mental bash
And I think Hawkeye’s wit
Aimed at Loretta Swit
Gave the show almost all its panache.

Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us

-“BB”-

5062

Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us
This fad has grown far beyond us

5063

Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us
This fad has grown far beyond us
From Oreos to dog treats

5064

Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us
This fad has grown far beyond us
From Oreos to dog treats
Each one tastes like bog feet

5065

[quote=“Yllaria, post:5064, topic:712149, full:true”]
Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us
This fad has grown far beyond us
From Oreos to dog treats
Each one tastes like bog feet
And has color that’s not unlike Jaundice.

Please look for the check in the mail

5066

Please look for the check in the mail,
For we’ll send it and never will fail

5067

Please look for the check in the mail,
For we’ll send it and never will fail
It may take awhile

5068

Please look for the check in the mail,
For we’ll send it and never will fail
It may take awhile
But you’re sure to smile