The quest for a Speaker goes on.
No one worthy wants the baton.
It’s almost a game
And it’s getting kinda lame
More tiresome farce than denouement
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad
You might stopover in Riyadh
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad,
You might stopover in Riyadh.
See the Masmak Fort
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad,
You might stopover in Riyadh.
See the Masmak Fort
After leaving Khalid Airport
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad,
You might stopover in Riyadh.
See the Masmak Fort
After leaving Khalid Airport
Just try not to do it unclad.
There was a composer named Beryl
There was a composer named Beryl
Who liked an actress named Meryl
There was a composer named Beryl
Who liked an actress named Meryl
So she wrote up a score
There was a composer named Beryl
Who liked an actress named Meryl
So she wrote up a score
Singing “love evermore”
There was a composer named Beryl
Who liked an actress named Meryl
So she wrote up a score
Singing “love evermore”
But the highest notes rendered her sterile.
The one thing I won’t do in bed
The one thing I won’t do in bed
Is pull the covers up over my head.
-“BB”-
The one thing I won’t do in bed
Is pull the covers up over my head.
'Cuz my feet stick out
The one thing I won’t do in bed
Is pull the covers up over my head.
'Cuz my feet stick out
The cold sets off my gout
The one thing I won’t do in bed
Is pull the covers up over my head.
'Cuz my feet stick out
The cold sets off my gout
And that makes me wish I were dead.
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern
Who held station outside of a tavern.
aside – do you realize that we are creating what is probably the largest collection of mostly-clean limericks in the world?
-“BB”-
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern
Who held station outside of a tavern.
The red light confused
And some of them are quite good.
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern
Who held station outside of a tavern.
The red light confused
Some who wished to get boozed
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern
Who held station outside of a tavern.
The red light confused
Some who wished to get boozed
I drove there last night in my Saturn
The board says I’ve been here a year
The board says I’ve been here a year
A perfect excuse to drink beer
The board says I’ve been here a year
A perfect excuse to drink beer
It’s not that I need one
The board says I’ve been here a year
A perfect excuse to drink beer
It’s not that I need one,
'Cause drinking beer’s such fun