A hapless young baker named Phil
Liked to butter his baguette and chill
Margarine would not do
Since he had not a clue
That hydrogenated oils can kill.
There was a corrupt judge named Clarence
There was a corrupt judge named Clarence
Who inherited greed from his parents
There was a corrupt judge named Clarence
Who inherited greed from his parents.
He said, "Not a bribe
There was a corrupt judge named Clarence
Who inherited greed from his parents.
He said, "Not a bribe
They’re just part of my tribe
There was a corrupt judge named Clarence
Who inherited greed from his parents.
He said, “Not a bribe
They’re just part of my tribe.
Not joining them wouldn’t be fair-ence.”
I’m re-reading Agatha Christie
I’m re-reading Agatha Christie
‘Cos I like books with plots that are twisty
I’m re-reading Agatha Christie
‘Cos I like books with plots that are twisty.
That’s why movies like ‘Argylle’
note – saw Argylle last night with my new lady friend, and really, really enjoyed it.
If you liked the Kingsman movies, I think you’ll also like Argylle
-“BB”-
I’m re-reading Agatha Christie
‘Cos I like books with plots that are twisty.
That’s why movies like ‘Argylle’
Keep me intrigued for a while
I’m re-reading Agatha Christie
‘Cos I like books with plots that are twisty.
That’s why movies like ‘Argylle’
Keep me intrigued for a while
There’s nothing quite like a good mystery.
Super Tuesday came and it went
Super Tuesday came and it went
So for those in the ‘publican tent
Super Tuesday came and it went
So for those in the ‘publican tent.
They knew all along
Super Tuesday came and it went
So for those in the ‘publican tent.
They knew all along
that they got it all wrong
Super Tuesday came and it went
So for those in the ‘publican tent.
They knew all along
that they got it all wrong
And legal fees had all donations spent.
At last spring has sprung
At last spring has sprung
But I’m stuck here in this iron lung
At last spring has sprung
But I’m stuck here in this iron lung
So I can’t find a way
At last spring has sprung
But I’m stuck here in this iron lung
So I can’t find a way
To go outside and play
-“BB”-
At last spring has sprung
But I’m stuck here in this iron lung
So I can’t find a way
To go outside and play
I just lay here and listen to the “ka-chung”.
The Key Bridge came tumbling down
The Key Bridge came tumbling down,
Causing all who were watching to frown
The Key Bridge came tumbling down,
Causing all who were watching to frown
As such disruption of trade
The Key Bridge came tumbling down,
Causing all who were watching to frown
As such disruption of trade
And traffic slowed to a parade