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The Key Bridge came tumbling down,
Causing all who were watching to frown
As such disruption of trade
And traffic slowed to a parade
Caused angst and distress around town.

I ordered a burger with fries

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I ordered a burger with fries.
And then, to my wondering eyes,

5152

I ordered a burger with fries.
And then, to my wondering eyes,
I wound up with chicken

5153

I ordered a burger with fries.
And then, to my wondering eyes,
I wound up with chicken,
Which caused me to sicken

-“BB”-

5154

I ordered a burger with fries.
And then, to my wondering eyes,
I wound up with chicken,
Which caused me to sicken
Now I’m covered with vomit and flies.

Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun

5155

Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun
Though he’s not the only felon who has one

5156

Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun
Though he’s not the only felon who has one.
If we made up a list

5157

Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun
Though he’s not the only felon who has one.
If we made up a list
The NRA would be pissed

-“BB”-

5158

Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun
Though he’s not the only felon who has one.
If we made up a list
The NRA would be pissed
As we clean up the streets, one by one.

The thing that I’ve found, about cats,

5159

The thing that I’ve found about cats –
For the most part they will not wear hats.

-“BB”-

5160

The thing that I’ve found about cats –
For the most part they will not wear hats.
A sweater or vest

5161

The thing that I’ve found about cats –
For the most part they will not wear hats.
A sweater or vest
For Oktoberfest

5162

The thing that I’ve found about cats –
For the most part they will not wear hats.
A sweater or vest
For Oktoberfest
they’ll wear to sneak of with some Brats.

I’m just getting ready for bed.

5163

I’m just getting ready for bed.
The sheets are a deep shade of red

5164

I’m just getting ready for bed.
The sheets are a deep shade of red
It’s not from my blood

5165

I’m just getting ready for bed.
The sheets are a deep shade of red
It’s not from my blood
Or from his, understood?

5166

I’m just getting ready for bed.
The sheets are a deep shade of red
It’s not from my blood
Or from his, understood?
I just spilled my borscht, instead.

I’ve made a huge change in my life –

-“BB”-

5167

I’ve made a huge change in my life –
I’ve decided to murder my wife

5168

I’ve made a huge change in my life –
I’ve decided to murder my wife
So I’ve loaded my gun

5169

I’ve made a huge change in my life –
I’ve decided to murder my wife
So I’ve loaded my gun
Took a shot full of rum