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5170

I’ve made a huge change in my life –
I’ve decided to murder my wife
So I’ve loaded my gun
Took a shot full of rum
But ended up using a knife.

As I sit here alone in my cell

5171

As I sit here alone in my cell,
I think I’ll write a villanelle

5172

As I sit here alone in my cell,
I think I’ll write a villanelle
I have a good quatrain

5173

As I sit here alone in my cell,
I think I’ll write a villanelle
I have a good quatrain
But the last line’s a strain

5174

As I sit here alone in my cell,
I think I’ll write a villanelle
I have a good quatrain
But the last line’s a strain
And my tercets are sketchy as hell.

Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife

-“BB”-

5175

Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife
She is the love of my life

5176

Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife
She is the love of my life
She has this one kink

5177

Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife
She is the love of my life
She has this one kink
where I dress like a mink

5178

Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife
She is the love of my life
She has this one kink
where I dress like a mink
And she chases me, waving a knife.

The papers on my desk are rising

5179

The papers on my desk are rising
But this isn’t all that surprising

5180

The papers on my desk are rising
But this isn’t all that surprising
My attention span’s too short

5181

The papers on my desk are rising.
But this isn’t all that surprising.
My attention span’s too short.
There’s no admin support

5182

The papers on my desk are rising.
But this isn’t all that surprising.
My attention span’s too short.
There’s no admin support
And I’m not very enterprising

This heat is almost unbearable

5183

This heat is almost unbearable
And my antelope onesie’s unwearable

5184

This heat is almost unbearable
And my antelope onesie’s unwearable
I can wear the armadillo

5185

This heat is almost unbearable
And my antelope onesie’s unwearable
I can wear the armadillo
While I snuggle with my pillow

-“BB”-

5186

This heat is almost unbearable
And my antelope onesie’s unwearable
I can wear the armadillo
While I snuggle with my pillow
The amount that I sweat is incredible

There was an old man from Nantucket

5187

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who wrote a rude sign, and he stuck it

-“BB”-

5188

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who wrote a rude sign, and he stuck it
Where the sun does not shine

5189

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who wrote a rude sign, and he stuck it
Where the sun does not shine
Though his children did whine