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There was an old man from Nantucket
Who wrote a rude sign, and he stuck it
Where the sun does not shine
Though his children did whine
As he farted when they tried to pluck it.

A bartender who went by O’Doole

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A bartender who went by O’Doole
Mixed drinks with the tip of his tool

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A bartender who went by O’ Doole
Mixed drinks with the tip of his tool
Margaritas were easy

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A bartender who went by O’ Doole
Mixed drinks with the tip of his tool
Margaritas were easy
As were dirty martinis

-“BB”-

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A bartender who went by O’ Doole
Mixed drinks with the tip of his tool
Margaritas were easy
As were dirty martinis
But his other cocktails were cruel

The young man boasted to the young lass

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The young man boasted to the young lass
“I can fit sixteen grapes in my ass!”

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The young man boasted to the young lass
“I can fit sixteen grapes in my ass!”
She listened in awe

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The young man boasted to the young lass,
“I can fit sixteen grapes in my ass!”
She listened in awe
Then unhinged her jaw

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The young man boasted to the young lass,
“I can fit sixteen grapes in my ass!”
She listened in awe
Then unhinged her jaw,
And disgorged a trout and three bass.

Whenever I drink pints of stout,

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Whenever I drink pints of stout,
I start to crave good sauerkraut.

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Whenever I drink pints of stout,
I start to crave good sauerkraut.
This reminds me of home

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Whenever I drink pints of stout,
I start to crave good sauerkraut.
This reminds me of home
And my brother Jerome

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Whenever I drink pints of stout,
I start to crave good sauerkraut.
This reminds me of home
And my brother Jerome
who died from a bad case of gout.

I said I would never again

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I said I would never again
Attempt oral sex on a plane

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I said I would never again
Attempt oral sex on a plane
The mechanics are tricky

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I said I would never again
Attempt oral sex on a plane
The mechanics are tricky
It’s never a quickie

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I said I would never again
Attempt oral sex on a plane
The mechanics are tricky
It’s never a quickie
And the yaw is hard to maintain.

Joe handed the torch to Kamala

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Joe handed the torch to Kamala
Thank you, Jesus and Allah!

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Joe handed the torch to Kamala
Thank you, Jesus and Allah!
The Drumpfmeister is worried

-“BB”-

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Joe handed the torch to Kamala
Thank you, Jesus and Allah!
The Drumpfmeister is worried
So Don Junior he queried