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5210

Joe handed the torch to Kamala
Thank you, Jesus and Allah!
The Drumpfmeister is worried
So Don Junior he queried
But he might as well ask a koala

A dainty young dancer named Sue

5211

A dainty young dancer named Sue
Shocked the judges with her pas de deux

5212

A dainty young dancer named Sue,
Shocked the judges with her pas de deux.
But her jeté was très bon,

-“BB”-

5213

A dainty young dancer named Sue,
Shocked the judges with her pas de deux.
But her jeté was très bon,
And her Arabesque was spot on

5214

A dainty young dancer named Sue,
Shocked the judges with her pas de deux.
But her jeté was très bon,
And her Arabesque was spot on
Swaying judges that she didn’t screw

Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck

5215

Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck.
She is missing a traveler’s check

5216

Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck.
She is missing a traveler’s check
She was hoping to use

5217

Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck.
She is missing a traveler’s check
She was hoping to use
The cash in her shoes

5218

Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck.
She is missing a traveler’s check
She was hoping to use
The cash in her shoes
But I’d stolen it, 'cause what the heck!

My girlfriend hates me because

5219

My girlfriend hates me because
I won’t share my patented buzz

5220

My girlfriend hates me because
I won’t share my patented buzz
I get cheese, ale, and rum

5221

My girlfriend hates me because
I won’t share my patented buzz
I get cheese, ale, and rum;
Mix that with laudanum;

-“BB”-

5222

My girlfriend hates me because
I won’t share my patented buzz
I get cheese, ale, and rum;
Mix that with laudanum;
Then party like Charlie Sheen does.

A gorilla escaped from the zoo

5223

My girlfriend hates me because
I won’t share my patented buzz
I get cheese, ale, and rum;
Mix that with laudanum.
She claims that I just overdoes.

I say that it’s too hot to hoe

5224

I say that it’s too hot to hoe
My friends say just go with the flow

5225

I say that it’s too hot to hoe
My friends say just go with the flow.
I thought, "Well, that’s a good plan… "

-“BB”-

5226

Pardon the interruption, but I found this earlier today and realized this crowd needed to see it…

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled limerick.

-“BB”-

5227

I say that it’s too hot to hoe
My friends say just go with the flow.
I thought, "Well, that’s a good plan… "
Add cool beers and a fan

5228

I say that it’s too hot to hoe
My friends say just go with the flow.
I thought, "Well, that’s a good plan… "
Add cool beers and a fan
And sunglasses just for show

The Olympics are finished in France

5229

The Olympics are finished in France
Must be time to put on some pants