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The Olympics are finished in France
Must be time to put on some pants
We’ve seen plenty of gold

5231

The Olympics are finished in France
Must be time to put on some pants
We’ve seen plenty of gold
That never gets old

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The Olympics are finished in France
Must be time to put on some pants
We’ve seen plenty of gold
That never gets old
(Here’s all the results at a glance).

A gorilla escaped from the zoo…

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A gorilla escaped from the zoo
Back in two thousand and twenty-two.

5234

A gorilla escaped from the zoo
Back in two thousand and twenty-two.
A silverback he was

5235

A gorilla escaped from the zoo
Back in two thousand and twenty-two.
A silverback he was
He created a buzz

5236

A gorilla escaped from the zoo
Back in two thousand and twenty-two.
A silverback he was
He created a buzz
When he played Purple Haze on kazoo

I created a smashing new drink

5237

I created a smashing new drink
It contains much more gin than you’d think

5238

I created a smashing new drink.
It contains much more gin than you’d think.
Plus a splash of peach schnapps

5239

I created a smashing new drink.
It contains much more gin than you’d think.
Plus a splash of peach schnapps
A taste that never stops

5240

I created a smashing new drink.
It contains much more gin than you’d think.
Plus a splash of peach schnapps –
A taste that never stops –
And Pepto to make it all pink.

There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter

-“BB”-

5241

There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter
And the traveling salesmen that sought her

5242

There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter
And the traveling salesmen that sought her
For a roll in the hay

5243

There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter
And the traveling salesmen that sought her
For a roll in the hay
They would beaver away

5244

There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter
And the traveling salesmen that sought her
For a roll in the hay
They would beaver away
til found by the femilia’s pater

My morality’s nothing but pure

5245

My morality’s nothing but pure,
Though my intellect’s somewhat obscure

5246

My morality’s nothing but pure,
Though my intellect’s somewhat obscure
And this causes me strife

5247

My morality’s nothing but pure,
Though my intellect’s somewhat obscure
And this causes me strife
When it comes to my wife

5248

My morality’s nothing but pure,
Though my intellect’s somewhat obscure
And this causes me strife
When it comes to my wife
When she’s dressed in flowing velour.

Haitians ate Springfield’s pets

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Haitians ate Springfield’s pets
Said the guy with bullshit Tourette’s