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Haitians ate Springfield’s pets
Said the guy with bullshit Tourette’s
We know it’s not true

5251

Haitians ate Springfield’s pets
Said the guy with bullshit Tourette’s
We know it’s not true
but that matters not to

5252

Haitians ate Springfield’s pets
Said the guy with bullshit Tourette’s
We know it’s not true
but that matters not to
The orange man who won’t pay his debts

Would you like coffee or tea?

5253

Would you like coffee or tea?
(I’m hoping that you will pick me!)

5254

Would you like coffee or tea?
(I’m hoping that you will pick me!)
‘Cos I’m strong and sweet

5255

Would you like coffee or tea?
(I’m hoping that you will pick me!)
‘Cos I’m strong and sweet
And you can feel my heat

5256

Would you like coffee or tea?
(I’m hoping that you will pick me!)
‘Cos I’m strong and sweet
And you can feel my heat
Whether dark roast or caffeine free

Will you get my Trick, or my Treat?

5257

Will you get my Trick, or my Treat?
An irritation, or something to eat?

5258

Will you get my Trick, or my Treat?
An irritation, or something to eat?
if you don’t get me candy

5259

Will you get my Trick, or my Treat?
An irritation, or something to eat?
if you don’t get me candy
It will make me quite randy

5260

Will you get my Trick, or my Treat?
An irritation, or something to eat?
if you don’t get me candy
It will make me quite randy
As you quickly beat feet in retreat

Who’s tired of political ads?

5261

Who’s tired of political ads?
The bleatings of liars and cads?

-“BB”-

5262

Who’s tired of political ads?
The bleatings of liars and cads?
My ears start to bleed

5263

Who’s tired of political ads?
The bleatings of liars and cads?
My ears start to bleed
With each negative screed

5264

Who’s tired of political ads?
The bleatings of liars and cads?
My ears start to bleed
With each negative screed.
Are we crying into our keypads?

Our department is scheduled to move

5265

Our department is scheduled to move
We all knew you wouldn’t approve

5266

Our department is scheduled to move
We all knew you wouldn’t approve
We’re going to Sweden

5267

Our department is scheduled to move
We all knew you wouldn’t approve
We’re going to Sweden
It may not be Eden

5268

Our department is scheduled to move
We all knew you wouldn’t approve
We’re going to Sweden
It may not be Eden
But their liquor will sozzle your groove

When I wake up and my head is aching,

5269

When I wake up and my head is aching,
But I smell breakfast muffins a-baking