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5270

When I wake up and my head is aching,
But I smell breakfast muffins a-baking
It cheers me right up

5271

When I wake up and my head is aching,
But I smell breakfast muffins a-baking
It cheers me right up
As I sip from my cup

5272

When I wake up and my head is aching,
But I smell breakfast muffins a-baking
It cheers me right up
As I sip from my cup
of the hair of the dog I’ve been taking.

I finally think it’s the end

5273

I finally think it’s the end
Yes, I’ve gone around the bend

5274

I finally think it’s the end
Yes, I’ve gone around the bend
My days are numbered

5275

I finally think it’s the end
Yes, I’ve gone around the bend
My days are numbered
And my brain is encumbered

5276

I finally think it’s the end
Yes, I’ve gone around the bend
My days are numbered
And my brain is encumbered
Through the ceiling my soul did transcend

When I noticed there was no TP

5277

When I noticed there was no TP
When I had to go Pee Pee

5278

When I noticed there was no TP
When I had to go Pee Pee
I shouted with rage

5279

When I noticed there was no TP
When I had to go Pee Pee
I shouted with rage
As I tore out a page

5280

When I noticed there was no TP,
When I had to go Pee Pee,
I shouted with rage
As I tore out a page
Of the catalog from Burpee.

My back yard is covered with thistles

5281

My back yard is covered with thistles
Like those mentioned in various epistles

5282

My back yard is covered with thistles
Like those mentioned in various epistles
So my dog yelps in pain

5283

My back yard is covered with thistles
Like those mentioned in various epistles
So my dog yelps in pain
When he drains the main vein

5284

My back yard is covered with thistles
Like those mentioned in various epistles
So my dog yelps in pain
When he drains the main vein
But at least he still comes when I whistles.

Now I’m craving a big root beer float

5285

Now I’m craving a big root beer float
And the way bubbles tickle my throat

5286

Now I’m craving a big root beer float
And the way bubbles tickle my throat
The taste of vanilla

5287

Now I’m craving a big root beer float
And the way bubbles tickle my throat
The taste of vanilla
And sweet sarsaparilla

5288

Now I’m craving a big root beer float
And the way bubbles tickle my throat
The taste of vanilla
And sweet sarsaparilla
With a spicier cinnamon note.

My doctor exclaimed with a grin

5289

My doctor exclaimed with a grin
“I bet that thing can touch your chin!”