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My doctor exclaimed with a grin
“I bet that thing can touch your chin!”
Now, I’m not one to brag

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My doctor exclaimed with a grin
“I bet that thing can touch your chin!”
Now, I’m not one to brag
Tho I do like to shag

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My doctor exclaimed with a grin
“I bet that thing can touch your chin!”
Now, I’m not one to brag
Tho I do like to shag
Is there nowhere to stick this thing in?

A friend (who is crazy, I know)

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A friend (who is crazy, I know)
Has decided to put on a show.

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A friend (who is crazy, I know)
Has decided to put on a show.
It involves throwing knives

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A friend (who is crazy, I know)
Has decided to put on a show.
It involves throwing knives
And sour cream and chives

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A friend (who is crazy, I know)
Has decided to put on a show.
It involves throwing knives
And sour cream and chives
It’s just twenty bucks - we should go!

My choice of investment was bold

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My choice of investment was bold
I gilded my pecker with gold

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My choice of investment was bold
I gilded my pecker with gold.
Now I sell NFTs

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My choice of investment was bold
I gilded my pecker with gold.
Now I sell NFTs
Of my cock when it pees

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My choice of investment was bold
I gilded my pecker with gold.
Now I sell NFTs
Of my cock when it pees
I giggled with glee when it sold

She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!”

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She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!”
You look like a virile piece of meat.

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She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!”
You look like a virile piece of meat.
But she did a double take

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She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!”
You look like a virile piece of meat.
But she did a double take
When I showed her my snake

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She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!”
You look like a virile piece of meat.
But she did a double take
When I showed her my snake
Which caused her to turn down the heat

My puppy is such a fine hound

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My puppy is such a fine hound
He always has his nose to the ground

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My puppy is such a fine hound
He always has his nose to the ground
And when he picks up the scent

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My puppy is such a fine hound
He always has his nose to the ground
And when he picks up the scent
Of an eligible young gent

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My puppy is such a fine hound
He always has his nose to the ground
And when he picks up the scent
Of an eligible young gent
Alas! I’m nowhere to be found.

Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve

-“BB”-

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Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve
I’m dressing as Minecraft Steve