Loopy Limericks

Thread Games
5310

Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve.
I’m dressing as Minecraft Steve.
I’ll carry a cube

5311

Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve.
I’m dressing as Minecraft Steve.
I’ll carry a cube
Filled with green witch’s lube

5312

Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve.
I’m dressing as Minecraft Steve.
I’ll carry a cube
Filled with green witch’s lube
And on the neighbors’ cars I shall leave

T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch

5313

T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch
Who accidentally dropped a lit match

5314

T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch
Who accidentally dropped a lit match
With pumpkins alight

5315

T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch
Who accidentally dropped a lit match
With pumpkins alight
It lit up the night

5316

T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch
Who accidentally dropped a lit match
With pumpkins alight
It lit up the night
And smelled like an old witch’s snatch

The line for the bathroom was long

5317

The line for the bathroom was long
So I tied a knot in my schlong

5318

The line for the bathroom was long
So I tied a knot in my schlong.
The pressure kept rising

5319

The line for the bathroom was long
So I tied a knot in my schlong.
The pressure kept rising
I was soon apologizing

5320

The line for the bathroom was long
So I tied a knot in my schlong.
The pressure kept rising
I was soon apologizing
And singing the ‘I Have to Pee’ song

Whenever I go to the store

5321

Whenever I go to the store
I’m there when they open the door

5322

Whenever I go to the store,
I’m there when they open the door.
I dash down the aisle

5323

Whenever I go to the store,
I’m there when they open the door.
I dash down the aisle
And purchase a pile

5324

Whenever I go to the store,
I’m there when they open the door.
I dash down the aisle
And purchase a pile
Of toys for my pet dinosaur

There’s a reason my hands are all sticky

5325

There’s a reason my hands are all sticky –
A reason that’s really quite icky.

-“BB”-

5326

There’s a reason my hands are all sticky –
A reason that’s really quite icky.
I was cleaning my van

5327

There’s a reason my hands are all sticky –
A reason that’s really quite icky.
I was cleaning my van
when approached by a man

5328

There’s a reason my hands are all sticky –
A reason that’s really quite icky.
I was cleaning my van
when approached by a man
For the rest you must read my wiki.

Its as cold as a witch’s left teat.

5329

Its as cold as a witch’s left teat
That’s been left hanging outside the sheet