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Its as cold as a witch’s left teat
That’s been left hanging outside the sheet
It was even so nippy

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Its as cold as a witch’s left teat
That’s been left hanging outside the sheet
It was even so nippy,
I froze off my sweet bippy,

-“BB”-

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Its as cold as a witch’s left teat
That’s been left hanging outside the sheet
It was even so nippy,
I froze off my sweet bippy,
And my balls are now in full retreat.

Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed

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Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed
They’re preparing to face a tough test

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Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed
They’re preparing to face a tough test
The Grinch stole the sled

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Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed
They’re preparing to face a tough test.
The Grinch stole the sled,
A hunter shot Dancer dead.

-“BB”-

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Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed
They’re preparing to face a tough test.
The Grinch stole the sled,
A hunter shot Dancer dead.
As for the Naughty List, they just guessed.

Oh, why did I drink that eggnog?

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I hope moving the question mark is allowed:

Oh, why did I drink that eggnog
Prior to updating my blog?

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Oh, why did I drink that eggnog
Prior to updating my blog?
I used the wrong there

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Oh, why did I drink that eggnog
Prior to updating my blog?
I used the wrong there
And the wrong where

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Oh, why did I drink that eggnog
Prior to updating my blog?
I used the wrong there
And the wrong where
And worst is that I misspelled forg.

Do not go out driving tonight

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Do not go out driving tonight
A maniac ran a red light

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Do not go out driving tonight
A maniac ran a red light
On the median he’s perched

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Do not go out driving tonight.
A maniac ran a red light.
On the median he’s perched.
His rep is besmirched

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Do not go out driving tonight.
A maniac ran a red light.
On the median he’s perched.
His rep is besmirched
And his face is a total fright

I merrily rang in the New Year

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I merrily rang in the New Year
By attacking a lion with a spear

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I merrily rang in the New Year
By attacking a lion with a spear
But he had the last laugh

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I merrily rang in the New Year
By attacking a lion with a spear
But he had the last laugh
When a passing giraffe

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I merrily rang in the New Year
By attacking a lion with a spear
But he had the last laugh
When a passing giraffe
Gave me a swift kick in the rear

Once upon a cold winter dreary

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Once upon a cold winter dreary
I sat drinking coffee, eyes bleary