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Once upon a cold winter dreary
I sat drinking coffee, eyes bleary
Then moved on to gin

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Once upon a cold winter dreary
I sat drinking coffee, eyes bleary
Then moved on to gin
Which made my head spin

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Once upon a cold winter dreary
I sat drinking coffee, eyes bleary
Then moved on to gin
Which made my head spin
With my bladder as full as Lake Erie

My secret for scoring with chicks

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My secret for scoring with chicks
Is that I have more than two dicks

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My secret for scoring with chicks
Is that I have more than two dicks
The problem, you see,

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My secret for scoring with chicks
Is that I have more than two dicks
The problem, you see,
Is they are really wee-wee

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My secret for scoring with chicks
Is that I have more than two dicks
The problem, you see,
Is they are really wee-wee
And they come after only two licks

While on a road to the city

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While on a road to the city
I saw a sunrise so pretty

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While on a road to the city
I saw a sunrise so pretty
I couldn’t help but stare

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While on a road to the city
I saw a sunrise so pretty
I couldn’t help but stare
At the orb in the glare

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While on a road to the city
I saw a sunrise so pretty
I couldn’t help but stare
At the orb in the glare
Then my vision, it turned, oh, so shitty.

The thing that I’ve found about demons

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The thing that I’ve found about demons
Is they swear just like elderly seamens

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The thing that I’ve found about demons
Is they swear just like elderly seamens
They say gosh, darn and heck

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The thing that I’ve found about demons
Is they swear just like elderly seamens
They say gosh, darn and heck
While forced to swab the deck

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The thing that I’ve found about demons
Is they swear just like elderly seamens
They say gosh, darn and heck
While forced to swab the deck
When chewing an old stick of Beemans

I’ve found out that when I eat dairy

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I’ve found out that when I eat dairy
My balls get a little more hairy

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I’ve found out that when I eat dairy
My balls get a little more hairy
So a can of Cheese Whiz

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I’ve found out that when I eat dairy
My balls get a little more hairy
So a can of Cheese Whiz
Will remove all that fizz

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I’ve found out that when I eat dairy
My balls get a little more hairy
So a can of Cheese Whiz
Will remove all that fizz
from them down to my bald dairy airy.

I just ate too much Taco Bell

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I just ate too much Taco Bell
And soon my bowels started to swell