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5370

I have to applaud that last line.

I just ate too much Taco Bell.
And soon my bowels started to swell.
I assume late tonight

5371

I just ate too much Taco Bell.
And soon my bowels started to swell.
I assume late tonight
That I’ll have quite a fright

5372

I just ate too much Taco Bell.
And soon my bowels started to swell.
I assume late tonight
That I’ll have quite a fright
As I blow the toilet bowl all to hell

There once was a man from Key Largo

5373

There once was a man from Key Largo
Who met a swell lady from Fargo

5374

There once was a man from Key Largo
Who met a swell lady from Fargo
He said with a wink

5375

There once was a man from Key Largo
Who met a swell lady from Fargo
He said with a wink
I’ll fix you a drink

5376

There once was a man from Key Largo
Who met a swell lady from Fargo
He said with a wink
I’ll fix you a drink
But surreptitiously laced it with Draino

My poor cat Spot seems to be broken

5377

My poor cat Spot seems to be broken
After swallowing a car wash token

5378

My poor cat Spot seems to be broken
After swallowing a car wash token
Now she’ll chamois your trunk

5379

My poor cat Spot seems to be broken
After swallowing a car wash token
Now she’ll chamois your trunk
And remove all the crunk

5380

[quote=“John_DiFool, post:5379, topic:712149, full:true”]
My poor cat Spot seems to be broken
After swallowing a car wash token
Now she’ll chamois your trunk
And remove all the crunk
then lies down and will not be woken

My doctor gave me bad news

5381

My doctor gave me bad news
There’s now a new strain of flus

5382

My doctor gave me bad news
There’s now a new strain of flus
“You’ll turn into a chicken”

5383

My doctor gave me bad news
There’s now a new strain of flus
“You’ll turn into a chicken”
And get boils on your dicken

5384

My doctor gave me bad news
There’s now a new strain of flus
“You’ll turn into a chicken”
And get boils on your dicken
Thank God there’s a cure - and it’s booze!

A sex toy sales rep from L.A

5385

A sex toy sales rep from L.A.
Said, “I’ve got a new gadget today!”

5386

A sex toy sales rep from L.A.
Said, “I’ve got a new gadget today!”
It has screws, bells, and wire

5387

A sex toy sales rep from L.A.
Said, “I’ve got a new gadget today!”
It has screws, bells, and wire
But beware the hot backfire

5388

A sex toy sales rep from L.A.
Said, “I’ve got a new gadget today!”
It has screws, bells, and wire
But beware the hot backfire
and if it beeps get out of the way

I want my pecker extended

5389

I want my pecker extended
Ten inches, I think, would be splendid