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5390

I want my pecker extended
Ten inches, I think, would be splendid
The problem is money

5391

I want my pecker extended
Ten inches, I think, would be splendid
The problem is money
So I asked a djinni*

[*All rhyming sites insisted it rhymes with money, so not arguing]

5392

I want my pecker extended
Ten inches, I think, would be splendid
The problem is money
So I asked a djinni*
Now it’s large but somehow double-ended.

Old people should play in the snow.

5393

Old people should play in the snow
And stay warm by consuming Pernod

5394

Old people should play in the snow
And stay warm by consuming Pernod
But when the sun comes out

5395

Old people should play in the snow
And stay warm by consuming Pernod
But when the sun comes out
Together should shout

5396

[quote=“Folacin, post:5395, topic:712149, full:true”]
Old people should play in the snow
And stay warm by consuming Pernod
But when the sun comes out
Together should shout
Its time that we switched to Merlot.

The worms have crawled into my brain.

5397

The worms have crawled into my brain
“Kill them all” they chantingly entrained

5398

The worms have crawled into my brain
“Kill them all” they chantingly entrained
I assumed they meant germs

5399

The worms have crawled into my brain
“Kill them all” they chantingly entrained
I assumed they meant germs
And my viscera squirms

5400

The worms have crawled into my brain
“Kill them all” they chantingly entrained
I assumed they meant germs
And my viscera squirms
But they meant the maggots in my chow mein

5401

@John_DiFool , you get to start the next limerick.

5402

I’m not sure I trust my evil twin

5403

I’m not sure I trust my evil twin
Who’s fixed upon committing a sin

5404

I’m not sure I trust my evil twin
Who’s fixed upon committing a sin
He says he’ll fornicate

5405

I’m not sure I trust my evil twin
Who’s fixed upon committing a sin
He says he’ll fornicate
With a scatophilic primate

5406

I’m not sure I trust my evil twin
Who’s fixed upon committing a sin
He says he’ll fornicate
With a scatophilic primate
No matter what zoo cage he’s in.

I’ve fallen in love with a girl

5407

I’ve fallen in love with a girl
Whose bodice began to unfurl

5408

I’ve fallen in love with a girl
Whose bodice began to unfurl
When a squirrel quickly leaped out

5409

I’ve fallen in love with a girl
Whose bodice began to unfurl
When a squirrel quickly leaped out
And squirrel-scampered about