Loopy Limericks

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5410

I’ve fallen in love with a girl
Whose bodice began to unfurl
When a squirrel quickly leaped out
And squirrel-scampered about
So cute! My heart’s in a whirl!

Sally, whose squirrel that was

5411

Sally, whose squirrel that was
Had it assault me with its claws

5412

Sally, whose squirrel that was
Had it assault me with its claws
Though the gesture was rude

5413

Sally, whose squirrel that was
Had it assault me with its claws
Though the gesture was rude
Glad t did not include

5414

Sally, whose squirrel that was
Had it assault me with its claws
Though the gesture was rude
Glad it did not include
The rectal examination clause

[fixed Yllaria’s typo]

Chipmunks have overrun my garden

5415

Thanks for the fix - John_DiFool.

Chipmunks have overrun my garden
My heart I will soon have to harden

5416

Chipmunks have overrun my garden
My heart I will soon have to harden
To control their trespasses

-“BB”-

5417

Chipmunks have overrun my garden
My heart I will soon have to harden
To control their trespasses
I’ve installed shockers up their asses

5418

Chipmunks have overrun my garden
My heart I will soon have to harden
To control their trespasses
I’ve installed shockers up their asses
Soon those bastards will all beg pardon

One thing about which I’ll complain

5419

One thing about which I’ll complain
My job here on the farm is inane

5420

One thing about which I’ll complain
My job here on the farm is inane
It involves herding cats

5421

One thing about which I’ll complain
My job here on the farm is inane
It involves herding cats
And making them wear spats

5422

One thing about which I’ll complain
My job here on the farm is inane
It involves herding cats
And making them wear spats
Then wrapping them in cellophane.

I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files

5423

I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files
And buying some cream for my piles

5424

I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files
And buying some cream for my piles
With some loose marbles upstairs

5425

I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files
And buying some cream for my piles
With some loose marbles upstairs
Knees that both need repairs

5426

I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files
And buying some cream for my piles
With some loose marbles upstairs
Knees that both need repairs
And a prostate my doctor reviles

I told her I had an excuse

5427

I told her I had an excuse
For all my toilet paper use

5428

I told her I had an excuse
For all my toilet paper use.
Where other men have one

5429

I told her I had an excuse
For all my toilet paper use.
Where other men have one
I in fact have three guns